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Bama Llama

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  1. Final was 20-7. Bo Jackson got 35 yards total. No sound was heard on the Plains but the mirthless laughter of the damned.
  2. Exactly. Innovate while still bringing us the actual plays, i.e.: Less replays of routine stuff and more local, ah, “color;” Less noisy CGI logo orgasms and such merde; and Never, never ever ever fucking NEVER make us miss a new play while you are showing a replay. Now bring it on.
  3. Fuckin autocorrect - Auburn “fambleh”
  4. No petty. Since Nick Saban arrived, and continuing through a couple of 10,000 seat expansions, visitor seating at Bryant-Denny starts at Row 1 in the NE corner of the lower bowl, extending out to about the 20 yard line and all way up. Band, cheerleaders, fans, errbody. I wish the whole visiting team band could be seated but in recent years smaller “road game” bands have been the norm. In the early 80s on the Plains in game 1 of that year the Horns had the Auburn “gambler” intimidated before the game ever started when the full UT band took about an hour just to march in, clanking the cowbells. Texas beat the crap out of them but I can’t remember the score. I loved it.
  5. First thing Spurrier did at UF was rip out the rug and put down real grass. Substantial success soon followed. Does any player prefer the best artificial turf to real grass? I’ve never heard or read one say this. What’s the “carnival?” Chaps babes are real assssets though!
  6. I for one very much enjoyed Kim walking away . . . down the courtroom corridor after she informed the judge she was all the way out, notified the bar, et veterans. By God, her ass was twitching. Hope she has a save the day cameo before Saul rings down the curtain.
  7. All prison sentences of death or life without possibility of parole should be read out in Gus Fring’s voice and cadence. Pure, dispassionate ice. His rant over Lalo’s phone to old man “Ding-ding” Scalamanca is the only time I’ve heard him raise his voice since the nursing home scene on Breaking Bad, and it was a ruse to distract Lalo. One cool, calculating madrepincher.
  8. “Well King, this case is closed.”
  9. Watched Killing Them Softly this morning just for the hell of it. A couple of dumbass druggies rob a poker game run by Ray Liotta. Brad Pitt and James Gandolfini play hit men. Mametish dialogue makes it a stanger trip than one might expect. Filmed in grungy, blasted, post Katrina New Orleans but city name is anonymous. Director has recently resurfaced in new film "Blonde." I enjoyed the hell out of it.
  10. The Commitments, a damn sight better name than "And And Fookin And." The Commitmentettes can assault me any auld toyme. Great, great film. Cast, pacing, sound, story, all of it! And yes Imelda fookin' Quirke. "Ah'm sorrah mah Daddy puked in your trumpet." And then comes the look of awe from Colm Meany, awesome actor that he is. And here's a nice link, if you liked the dark haired Commitmentette -
  11. What can you make of this, Johnny? "Ohhhh! Let's see! A HAT, a BROOCH, a PTERODACTYL!"
  12. Hail Fargo! In with both feet since Jerry Lundegaard drove his car with that Olds with the factory undercoat on the trailer toward me over the hill in the snow as the orchestral sound track cranked up. Bring it on!
  13. You may be right but Bama has August two-a-days in the heat index capital that is Tuscaloosa. I agree 100% it should have been a night game. College football should never be played outdoors in the South before 7:00 p.m. until the third week of September.
  14. 1,1,1,2,1,1,3,1
  15. Sark has recently done time in Nick Saban’s brain trust. Nick has recently seen Sark’s reactions to down, distance and game situations. Does either of those factors mean shit? I “got” Bama for the same reason 99% of you got Texas. Because they’re my team. These games are the best we can hope for if we care about the future of college football. Plus I want at least a dozen tight zoom shots of the chaps babes’ asses per quarter. Hook them!
  16. I have never approved of the British custom of using plural verbs with singular nouns. It has crept into frequent use in broadcasting American sports, as in "The Crimson Tide were looking forward to the Texas game until it was announced as an 11:00 CDT kickoff." No sir, I don't like it. Not a bit. As in . . . "The ohdience wuh loffing."
  17. I sense that Lalo will ultimately have a Snidely Whiplash moment with Kim, who will be saved from a fate worse than death by Mike, Jimmy or a combination thereof.
  18. FIFY - Also, for this to be anything but a night game is insane bullshit. Still, it’s Bama and Texas. Cool and not always expected things happen when we meet thee. Bring it on.
  19. Lane’s latest Fred Thompson “This thing will get out of control” Red October moment.
  20. I can't watch this show in any way other than DVR then savor/watch the next night, ffwding through the annoying ads, which mess with my Saul zen. The blazing speed at which the end of the episode arrives is such a time warp it always leaves me loopy. Each scene, especially those with Lalo, Gus or Mike is so intense while you are watching, time moves like molasses but the episodes as a whole fly by. I'm also glad Lalo didn't pfft! pfft! the sad German frau or her badass "Kleine Bar." Tell me what's better anywhere on TV and I'll watch it. Bravo creators, directors, actors and sight and sound wizards.
  21. Glad Dave is uninjured, at least physically so, but shit now he’ll probably disappear on us for years again. Who could blame him? Tranny asshole.
  22. It’s only the biggest fuckin’ river in the state. Yeww doe know nuthin’. Then l’il painties, too! I asked it if Caesar. I demahnd it of you. Kneeeel. On yoah kneees!
  23. James Millhollin Played the officious Major Royal B. Demming, U.S. Army shrink in No Time for Sergeants “Your father . . . Living?”
  24. Jack Elam Slim Pickens
  25. The world of Luc Beeson. Oldman’s Ross-Perot-Cooked-Arms-Dealer in the Fifth Element dominated the screen. Several vivid character actors in that film - Chris Tucker, Ian Holm, the six armed blue opera singer, “President”Tiny Lister.
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