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    Several different streaming sources; Google cactus points out the way. May the better team win, Joe, with no serious injuries on either side, and the refs let 'em play.
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    If you happen to see this game upcoming on the channel guide, check out the Lockheed Martin promo at about 8:00 of the 1st Qtr, featuring the L-M CEO. This guy has to be CGI. Guy looks like the sleazy managing partner lawyer asshole in Better Call Saul. Then you notice - nothing is moving but his lips. A future Bond villain right there. Fracasing MSU fucks should be required to clean the anal probe and "receptacle cow" at the semen collection barn all year. Fracasing Tulsa fucks must watch 100 replays of this game, commercials included.
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    Hypothesize this: In the Swamp, the Florida db stuffs the swing pass on 3rd and long. The db gently places the LSU receiver's shoe on the turf and walks away. Regulation time expires. Florida beats LSU in OT. In the SEc championship game, Bama escapes 52-46. Come Sunday, the Playoff masters compare 10-1 Florida which came within one possession of beating Bama with 10-1 ND utterly shattered by Clemson. Gators are in the playoff, right? I know, I know. If Eleanor Roosevelt was a B-52 . . .
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    Touche. Guess I should have qualified that. Good climate compared to Chicago, Columbus, State College, Lincoln, Okie City and anywhere in the Mountain West. Nice beaches only an hour from USA campus. May through September you need to lean into the air to walk around outside and keep your A/C repairman on retainer.
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    Answer: the Flora Bama. Question: When Mike Leach was still at Wazoo, his weekly press conferences were a zen festival having little to do with football. A reporter asked him what was the best party he ever attended. He said when he was at the U.S. Sports Academy near Mobile, he went down to the FloraBama and had the best time ever at bar. He went on to describe the atmosphere, looking out over the Gulf at night, stars in the sky and stars reflected below in the water, as far as you can see. He was wistful and smiled.
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    If that is intended to be Pahoo (X Brands) from Yancy Derringer at far left, kudos. He was a badass, always kept a double barreled 12-gauge (10 gauge?) under his pancho. You mess with Yancy and here comes the Boom. Twice.
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    Been hearing about this every Christmas and usualy click past anything smelling of RomCom but am a big Bill Nighy fan mostly because of Pirate Radio. Got it cued up on the DVR box for watching this week. Already had a quick peek. Love the spontaneous "All You Need Is Love" at someone's wedding. Wpuld like to "jam" with the lady backup vocalists in the opening studio scene. Actually saw the Troggs in person circa 1970. Not bad atall.
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    Rich recruiting ground. Brand new, if somewhat dinky, stadium. Good climate (ceptin the occasional hurricane), low cost of living. I hope Major has success and enjoys living down in Lower Alabama.
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    Watching Dan Mulllen and his OC toy with what I had believed was an improved Bama defense, I kept shaking my head that Florida was one flying shoe away from a certain playoff spot. We shall see, saith the blind man.
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    KXAN - Report: Russian group suspected of hacking City of Austin network; council members knew since October. What's all this, then? Don't bother font size critique - tried in vain to reduce.
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    Welcome to the Tommy Tater Town and Mo Kartoon Kongress Kavalcade. Brooks is an accomplished buffoon but Tubs is learning fast. Perhaps Doug Jones will end up AG and balance things somewhat. Allons, Alabamians! Gird yer loins and prepare for the long haul. We can do this.
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    Proud to be vaccinated again with Thujonelixir - best shit on here since Rose Bowl Pimp Daddy's epic tale. This is the essence of life, a rallying cry for all that is hood and decent and sick and twisted. Thuj needs his own periodical. I want his MS Paint take on everything. Thanks, man.
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    And on top of everything else, he blindsided the ref, who had maybe 0.7 sec to prepare for the hit. A dozen injury lawyers were prolly following the ref to the ER, and two dozen civil rights lawyers following cabron #88 to his house. Please, God, don't let #88 come to Alabama. Nick will make a special rehab case out of him, along with Jim Harbaugh and who knows who. This looks like bad roid rage.
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    Iron Bowl

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    Snots: Kha . . . uhrk . . . GHWORLP! Eddie: There, he got it up. (mandatory response to coughing jag resolution at the Llama house)
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    Wherever and whenever just make sure to slip the signage people a few hunnit and get them to spell it "LIEBERRY."
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    In order to be an affiant you only need an i.d. Whether you can read or comprehend that affidavit is like the plumage of a dead Norwegian Blue; it simply don't enter into it.
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    He will be quarantined at home. League rule. Tangible objects will be hurled. In other news, Steve Sarkisian and DC Pete Golding are both having outpatient surgery to treat ear infections with an tiny experimental implant. Yesterday the SEC has issued a new rule permitting a live feed of Coach Saban's face on each of the four large TV screens at Bryant Denny Stadium so long as no audio is broadcast on the PA. Bama has added a lip reader as a grad assistant.
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    First Cow A refreshing, very well done period piece set in Oregon in the nineteenth century. Sedately paced and an exquisite job of creating atmosphere with a cast of mostly unknowns. Lots of candlelit interiors and gurgling river scenes. An unlikely pair of characters drives the plot. Strongly recommend.
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    The Eagle Has Landed (plot to kidnap Churchill) Michael Caine, Robert Duvall and Donald Pleasance as Nazis, Donald Sutherland as an IRA "operator," and the lithe and nubile Jenny Agutter as the innocent but plucky local girl. Nicely filmed on location.
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    To paraphrase Captain Ramius: "Today, Sean sails into history." He might have said it, "Tahnaight, ah shail into hishtaddeh." He commanded he screen the way Elvis commanded a stage. The Bond guitar lick was invented for him. His non-Bond films weren't bad, either, Moscow Rules and The Anderson Tapes for example. My wife lusted mightily after Sean. We enjoyed that acid-laced film he made with sultry Charlotte Rampling - Zardoz. "Here, eat this green leaf." It cured everything.
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    As is pushing in the "all in" poker chips. Next he'll "bury" mistakes a la Al Conover at Rice in 1973-74, who literally had players write their fuckups on pieces of paper and put them in a real casket, which was really buried. He didn't want them wallowing in negativity over losses and past ineptitude.
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    Note: Urbs had health issues at UF and OSU. Maybe he gets all those behind him, maybe he doesn't. A semi healthy Urban is probably better than the status quo. This reminds me of where Bama was when Mike Shula was taking one for the team, a bold move was needed. AD Mal Moore, may he rest in eternal peace, went to Miami to hire Nick and praise all deities of all religions, he succeeded. Good luck, Horns.
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    The angel of death nurse is just right Coenesque crazy, but she'll try to off the girl from the mortuary before this shit is over.
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    Get your hands off my asp! In.

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