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Bama Llama

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  1. Welcome to the Tommy Tater Town and Mo Kartoon Kongress Kavalcade. Brooks is an accomplished buffoon but Tubs is learning fast. Perhaps Doug Jones will end up AG and balance things somewhat. Allons, Alabamians! Gird yer loins and prepare for the long haul. We can do this.
  2. Proud to be vaccinated again with Thujonelixir - best shit on here since Rose Bowl Pimp Daddy's epic tale. This is the essence of life, a rallying cry for all that is hood and decent and sick and twisted. Thuj needs his own periodical. I want his MS Paint take on everything. Thanks, man.
  3. And on top of everything else, he blindsided the ref, who had maybe 0.7 sec to prepare for the hit. A dozen injury lawyers were prolly following the ref to the ER, and two dozen civil rights lawyers following cabron #88 to his house. Please, God, don't let #88 come to Alabama. Nick will make a special rehab case out of him, along with Jim Harbaugh and who knows who. This looks like bad roid rage.
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  5. Snots: Kha . . . uhrk . . . GHWORLP! Eddie: There, he got it up. (mandatory response to coughing jag resolution at the Llama house)
  6. Wherever and whenever just make sure to slip the signage people a few hunnit and get them to spell it "LIEBERRY."
  7. In order to be an affiant you only need an i.d. Whether you can read or comprehend that affidavit is like the plumage of a dead Norwegian Blue; it simply don't enter into it.
  8. He will be quarantined at home. League rule. Tangible objects will be hurled. In other news, Steve Sarkisian and DC Pete Golding are both having outpatient surgery to treat ear infections with an tiny experimental implant. Yesterday the SEC has issued a new rule permitting a live feed of Coach Saban's face on each of the four large TV screens at Bryant Denny Stadium so long as no audio is broadcast on the PA. Bama has added a lip reader as a grad assistant.
  9. First Cow A refreshing, very well done period piece set in Oregon in the nineteenth century. Sedately paced and an exquisite job of creating atmosphere with a cast of mostly unknowns. Lots of candlelit interiors and gurgling river scenes. An unlikely pair of characters drives the plot. Strongly recommend.
  10. The Eagle Has Landed (plot to kidnap Churchill) Michael Caine, Robert Duvall and Donald Pleasance as Nazis, Donald Sutherland as an IRA "operator," and the lithe and nubile Jenny Agutter as the innocent but plucky local girl. Nicely filmed on location.
  11. To paraphrase Captain Ramius: "Today, Sean sails into history." He might have said it, "Tahnaight, ah shail into hishtaddeh." He commanded he screen the way Elvis commanded a stage. The Bond guitar lick was invented for him. His non-Bond films weren't bad, either, Moscow Rules and The Anderson Tapes for example. My wife lusted mightily after Sean. We enjoyed that acid-laced film he made with sultry Charlotte Rampling - Zardoz. "Here, eat this green leaf." It cured everything.
  12. As is pushing in the "all in" poker chips. Next he'll "bury" mistakes a la Al Conover at Rice in 1973-74, who literally had players write their fuckups on pieces of paper and put them in a real casket, which was really buried. He didn't want them wallowing in negativity over losses and past ineptitude.
  13. Note: Urbs had health issues at UF and OSU. Maybe he gets all those behind him, maybe he doesn't. A semi healthy Urban is probably better than the status quo. This reminds me of where Bama was when Mike Shula was taking one for the team, a bold move was needed. AD Mal Moore, may he rest in eternal peace, went to Miami to hire Nick and praise all deities of all religions, he succeeded. Good luck, Horns.
  14. The angel of death nurse is just right Coenesque crazy, but she'll try to off the girl from the mortuary before this shit is over.
  15. Get your hands off my asp! In.
  16. Willem Dafoe, Wild at Heart and Shadow of the Vampire
  17. Robert Taylor (an Aussie, no less), Longmire Bo Derek, 10 Madeline Kahn, just about everything she appeared in, but my favorite was Trixie Delight in Paper Moon Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder, Stir Crazy Everybody, Dr. Strangelove
  18. Saw the original, just-released The Howling at a midnight show from the balcony of a small but packed theater with my wife and her big goofy cousin. When that dumbass mousy woman was rifling through a file cabinet in the office, and the baddest werewolf put his big paw on top of the cabinet, that place went into batshit panic mode. It was like the rotted severed head boat hole scene in Jaws. Instant, massive audience raction. My wife's cousin was yelling and pushing his feet into the guy in front of him, trying to back out of his chair but he couldn't move. He was still shaking some time later when we dropped him off at his mom's house. The next day we found out that when he, still spooked, came into the dark house, his head bumped his stepdad's mounted wild boar head, all tusks and black bristles. He proceeded to shriek like a little gir and ran all the way upstairs to his bedroom, bellowing like a maniac, waking up everyone in the house. Good times. And John Carradine as grampaw werewolf, no less. The black leather chick werewolf wasn't bad, either, until she started ripping out throats. Favorite line: "Silver bullets my ass." Second favorite: "I going to have to give you a piece of my mind."
  19. Exchange rate is 1:1 in Michigan.
  20. Landon to Carson on the Tonight Show: "No, John. None of the Cartwrights was gay. But we sure were glad Hop Sing was."
  21. Spastic-Colon-in-Chief sez "I do not tolerate ANY extreme violence." And the important word in that sentence is: "extreme."
  22. Will Trevor the ferret be there? If not, I'm out. -- "Have a good time all the time." Viv Savage, keyboardist, Spinal Tap
  23. Man I love this series. And Jesus, what fantastic dialogue and what exquisite sounds. I feel as if I'm a little kid in my room back in 1956 with the windows up, trying to get to sleep but listening to my parents talking low late in the next room, a freight train rolling through town, sounding its eerie two tone horn for crossings. Fargo audio alone is a jewel. DVR the commercials away.
  24. Wonder who Trump's agent is on his health care POA? If it's Kushner, invest in black armbands.
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