Bama Llama

66-6 Horns, which was also the score at the end of 3. 666 total yards Horns for the game. The 57 MSU fans still present drop their cowbells and flee shreiking from DKR when the 6’s align on the scoreboard . “Billy Joe! It’s thuh eeeeuund times!” Bully’s anus prolapses. Wasn’t DKR an MSU grad? PS - “Hail State” is a trite, repetitive fight song. Jack Crystal, MSU radio voice for decades, whose face resembled a bulldog, always pronounced it “MIshaSHIPPI SHTATE!” State once had a great placekicker named Justin Canale. He also played O line and D line, a la Lou Groza. Was a BIG motherfucker and kicked straight on, as all kickers did in those pre-soccer style days.

MSU food and dairy services school or whatever it’s called sells 5-pound wheels of really good gouda and cheddar for Christmas gifts. Get your orders in before Thanksgiving. The dairy science guys produce half gallons of damn good ice cream. The food services school operates the MSU cafeteria about a block from the North end zone of Davis-Wade stadium. This is one outstanding and cheap cafeteria. Over at the bull semen collection lab, hazardous duty awaits Animal Science grad students equipped with a long pole and a small cup on the end. Bama Llama is an MSU grad, ‘76. It was a nice gig. Starkville is all right. Never went to any of the Walmarts there, but I don’t belittle the Starkvillians who do, to the Teasip bastage who posted that upstream.

The bean counters at ABC (or whatever network streaming megatron entity has this thing) are jizzing all over themselves at the notion of Arch leading the Horns against his namesake’s alma mater, in New Orleans no less.

Weather in Dallas can be freezy and wet in December, so there’s that.

Along about now some of us semi-demented old folks get to assuming and wondering, viz.: Assuming Texas wins out in the regular season and the SECCG, where will their quarterfinal game be played? I can’t seem to find that answer after a lazy, quick search on what my dear departed father-in-law referred to as “the Interstate.”

OU’s defense will be crying like a Kentucky db did after one of Spurrier’s patented score runups in the Swamp circa 1995 - “Man, it was like being trapped inside a video game where you couldn’t hit RESET!”

Well, ain’t THIS a fuckin bitch!!? AL.com just posted that Dotard is “looking into” attending the UGA /Bama game next week. That sound you hear is Kalen De Boer smacking his forehead. Sonofa got damned mutha fucking bitch. He’s after those 11,000 votes again. Asshole.

There’s a Darwin Award honorable mention here somewhere.

Good stuff, Lab. May this seed sprout and thrive and bring you great prosperity. Bookmarked and looking forward to watching it cook!

I’m as Bama as it gets but anyone who believes the team I watched struggle to play basic football for 50 minutes last night is in the upper tier of the top 25, much less the top 10, is delusional or blind. Unless something drastic changes, we will be seriously challenged in most of our remaining games and all of the away games (Wisconsin, Vandy, Tenn, LSU, OU). USF had receivers open for TDs behind or defense four or five times last night and overthrew them every time. Our O line play was C- at best and we made their QB look like Cam (spit on ground) Newton in a Heisman moment when he ran keepers. Thank God he can’t throw for shit or we’d be in the hot garbage bin todsy with ND, Michigan and Auburn (Patoo!). Sark’s only problem is keeping your guys’ Lambo premiums current. Nice job castrating the Wool Marines, BTW. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving front runner gang. Still, hope springs eternal.

Go forth, my Surly sons, and sin no more than you can help the greater the challenge, the greater the opportunity long live Jambi May the Northern Flicker of Paradise fly up your nose

Halftime Texas 17 UM 3 FINAL Horns 41 Wool Marines 11 Wool Marines receiving 93, most in 4th quarter garbage time Whup the shit out of them bitches and whup em again for shittin Maize, Blue and Brown is not a good look

Immamac, before you get all distracted with the postgame victory fest Saturday, promise yourself to save all these precious archived in a reliable mefium. Your children and their will revere your memory for archiving this glimpse of history. I would pay big money for pics of our family trip in 1964 from Tuscaloosa up to Sault Ste Marie (crossing the Mackiinac Strait Bridge) over ti to Quebec and back South. Good times. Thank you for taking time to share all this.

To you, Immamac, for bravery in the face of certain mockery and ridicule, and for risking toxic contamination in a yankee nether region watershed, I proudly present the First Annual Surly Blue WTF You Only Live Once Blue Max ••==>>>{{[[**HOOKEM!**]]}}<<<==••

Said it last week Saying now in bold italics F. S. Eeeewwwwwww

This crew sucks but you don’t want that unhappy nasal voiced peckerwood and his SEC crew that called Bama’s game last night. Slow on reviews and inconsistent on rulings and biased biased biased for any game played in Auburn (hoccch-patoo!).

BK BP = 200/120 and gojng up ^^

That catch was a mojo maker for SC

I don’t miss Fowler yelling on big plays. Nosdir, I don’t like it when Fowler hollers.

Don’t you know there were violent crimes on da bayou tonight ehen da big screen showed the “Direct TV not showing da Tigahs tonight” notice?

After this weekend it will be known as Immamacinack Island. Have fun, you Surly Shaman. Leave no Wolverine unbeaten and miss no opportunity to exclaim, “Oh, Jeez!” More pics when you can. Don’t drive after dark. That place has a vacation trek gone horribly wrong vibe about it.

Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite’s brother

Burnt Orange 50 Green & Yaller 13 WRs 283 Chaps babes orgasms 27 (4 faked)

Iocodos, man you know we didn’t steal shot. You’re just pissed about the high water mark of Gator football, which was just before the kickoff of the 2009 SECCG. In the 1992 CH, if Spurrier hadn’t been so determined to call that z- out pattern again and again, Langham never would’ve pick-6d it off. Did you not freeze your balls off that night in Birmingham?! Shit, it was cold. Rex Grossman must have run that little flip underhand flip handoff pass to Rhett 100 times and we NEVER stopped it. If it had gone to OT, you had us. Glad to know you were at that 35-0 game in the Swamp. We won the next week over UGA and didn’t lose again for 29 games, one of which was the crashing and burning of the overhyped 1992 Miami Hurricanes. Stallings was a pure Texas no nonsense guy. Love that story. I saw him kick a woman out of a booster dinner talk when he saw her secretly writing on a pad. My buddy and I still talk about the perfect inverted delta between the golden thighs of a Gator majorette that night who strutted to attention about 20 feet in front of us at halftime. Good luck to you, brother. Hope the Gators get it done tomorrow.

My guys played UF a few times over the years. I have bittersweet memories of three games. In 1963 I was a 7th grade kid and worked a game as an usher in Tuscaloosa, maybe made $5 in tips showing old biddies to their splintery wooden seats. The Gators rolled in a beat us 10-6, one of only two games Bear Bryant lost in 28 years in Tuscaloosa. In 1986 they played us in Birmingham the week after we had pantsed defending NC Penn State. Our players, including Derrick Thomas and Bobby Humphrey, were all miming the Gator chomp to the UF players as they finished warmups. Then the game kicked off. Those fuckers came out and took it to us for all 60 minutes. They introduced the world to a freshman rb whom we couldn’t tackle or stop. He ran for over 200 yards that day - Emmit Smith. In 1991 a buddy and I drove to Gainesville for a night game in Gene Stallings’ second year. The state newspapers harped on the fact that the Gators had never defeated Bama there but in fact only a handful of Bama games were ever played there and those were in the in old days when the stadium was open ended and somewhat dinky. This was Spurrier’s first or second year. It was a hard hitting first half. We were down only 6-0 at the half. We had a QB named Vince Sutton who could run like a deer and throw the ball a mile although its destination was always uncertain. After he threw a couple of picks in the 3rd quarter, Stallings pulled him and subbed Jay Barker, who went on to do good things in later games that night he was smashed and sacked every other play. The Gators humiliated us 35-0, one the worst beat downs I’ve ever seen a Bama football team receive. This was The Real Swamp and it was steamy, hot and very LOUD. A UF student greeted the UA president and his wife, “FUCK YOU!” After the game, we visited the strip and joints called the Purple Porpoise and Balls. Man, I never saw so much nubile, tan, taut, smiling, bouncing, supple young female flesh as I saw that night. Thry were most gracious in victory. All during the game, the sweet aroma of weed smoke wafted forth across the field from the student section, where no cops could go because it was SRO all game. You do want to get behind the sticks in the Swamp. But those were Spurrier days. That fucker took no prisoners. Their fans are worse than Aggies but not as bad as Aubies.