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    Stuffed on 4th and my flaccid dick!
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    F. S. Eewwwwww
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    ESPN first down line video guy must be drunk. The line is visible randomly at best. It’s an outrage!
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    That’s what she said!
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    Tip of the hat to DKR, who I believe said that first.
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    Nick and I are the same age. I have a full head of hair like the Beatles in 1965. If Nick had my hair and a feather, and I had his money, we’d both be tickled. He could color the shit out of all that hair and I could retire and send stupid posts like this to Surly full time or start a blog worth a shit for smartass Bama fans (there ain’t one).
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    Corso absent? Out to pasture? What? Nick is a welcome change for the better. At least Nick can get through a sentence without forgetting who and what he’s talking about.
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    This Fake Tan Ex-Motherfucker in Chief reaches a new low for homo sapiens as a species every time his sausage-like fingers or thumbs tap his phone. This turnout has to be a tsunami so he will flod his nasty tent and slink away to some shitty golf course.
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    They never lost me. I’ve voted Dem since I registered in 1970. Like Patches, I was born and raised down in Alabama. I’ll vote for a mongrel yellow dog for president before I ever vote for a Republican. These Zombies don’t know where they’re going or what they’re doing. Too many fools being led around by National Socialist wannabes and dog whistling talking heads on Fox Hate News, the polar opposite of Enlightenment.
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    I hope Texas plays vs. coaches and players stupid enough with the game on the line to rush 2 on a Hail Mary 4th and 31 AND let the opponent’s best receiver get behind the DBs in the corner of the end zone. Waw Eeguh! Morons.
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    Paging Dr. Melfi
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    Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.). Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent. Those assholes can’t suffer enough.
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    Bravo JustifieD, the series filmed in California but had that East Kentucky feel. Fantastic cast of hillbilly poets, hillbilly bozo crooks, comely wimmenz, Dee-troit killer thugs and downright gangsters. Can’t lose with Elmore Leonard. Great theme song, a la The Sopranos. You hate to tap “skip intro.” Raylan rules.
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    Joe passing the torch to Kamala destroyed these bozos in one moment but I still detest them. The ads are still running. God, who markets that crap? Who BUYS it?
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    If I were registered to vote in Texas, I’d back this guy over Ted Cruz. He checks all the boxes that matter. Species -✅ Color - ✅ Common sense - ✅ Loyalty -✅ Party affiliation- Don’t care
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    Well, there you go. Darwinism is leftist propaganda anyway, right?
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    That motherfucker is Exhibit A to the Honorable Mention Supplement to the Darwin Awards. Ever notice how the worst of them never take a breath? It’s a veritable oral diarrhea delivered in the same conceited monotone as Trumpatollah the Hutt himself. “Honorable Mention” because he somehow survived.
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    I endorse the above recommendation. Land of Bad was goooo-ooood, as Cousin Eddie would say. Nice mix of cutting edge high tech big brother drone surveillance helping secret U.S. paramilitary good guys vs very nasty head lopping bad guys. Edgy but believable. Although Crowe looks like he drank only beer and ate only deep dish pizza for a couple of months before filming this one, he still commands the screen as usual. I’ll have to pass on that vacation to the Philippines or wherever the fuck they were supposed to be.
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    Kamala has a certain playful mysticism in her eyes, which I find most appealing. I submit she is “from” a place where there’s no space and time. Roll away the stone and flock to the polls. If you want a self-obsessed con man carny barker to run this country, vote for that prolapsed anus. Otherwise, vote for Kamala and whoever runs as VP. It’s time for some progress up in this mug. If you don’t vote, STFU.
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    The best thing about Kamala’s candidacy is what it did to the “PRESIDENT/PRISON” coin hucksters. That bullshit commercial is still running. Only half kidding. Who would even purchase such dreck? Who would market it?
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    It’s called wisdom and maturity. Good for him. But when did Trump drop out of anything? Maybe I missed something.
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