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Bama Llama

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  1. Go forth, my Surly sons, and sin no more than you can help the greater the challenge, the greater the opportunity long live Jambi May the Northern Flicker of Paradise fly up your nose
  2. Halftime Texas 17 UM 3 FINAL Horns 41 Wool Marines 11 Wool Marines receiving 93, most in 4th quarter garbage time Whup the shit out of them bitches and whup em again for shittin Maize, Blue and Brown is not a good look
  3. Immamac, before you get all distracted with the postgame victory fest Saturday, promise yourself to save all these precious archived in a reliable mefium. Your children and their will revere your memory for archiving this glimpse of history. I would pay big money for pics of our family trip in 1964 from Tuscaloosa up to Sault Ste Marie (crossing the Mackiinac Strait Bridge) over ti to Quebec and back South. Good times. Thank you for taking time to share all this.
  4. To you, Immamac, for bravery in the face of certain mockery and ridicule, and for risking toxic contamination in a yankee nether region watershed, I proudly present the First Annual Surly Blue WTF You Only Live Once Blue Max ••==>>>{{[[**HOOKEM!**]]}}<<<==••
  5. Bama Llama

    BC @ FSU

    Said it last week Saying now in bold italics F. S. Eeeewwwwwww
  6. This crew sucks but you don’t want that unhappy nasal voiced peckerwood and his SEC crew that called Bama’s game last night. Slow on reviews and inconsistent on rulings and biased biased biased for any game played in Auburn (hoccch-patoo!).
  7. BK BP = 200/120 and gojng up ^^
  8. That catch was a mojo maker for SC
  9. I don’t miss Fowler yelling on big plays. Nosdir, I don’t like it when Fowler hollers.
  10. Don’t you know there were violent crimes on da bayou tonight ehen da big screen showed the “Direct TV not showing da Tigahs tonight” notice?
  11. After this weekend it will be known as Immamacinack Island. Have fun, you Surly Shaman. Leave no Wolverine unbeaten and miss no opportunity to exclaim, “Oh, Jeez!” More pics when you can. Don’t drive after dark. That place has a vacation trek gone horribly wrong vibe about it.
  12. Reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite’s brother
  13. Burnt Orange 50 Green & Yaller 13 WRs 283 Chaps babes orgasms 27 (4 faked)
  14. Iocodos, man you know we didn’t steal shot. You’re just pissed about the high water mark of Gator football, which was just before the kickoff of the 2009 SECCG. In the 1992 CH, if Spurrier hadn’t been so determined to call that z- out pattern again and again, Langham never would’ve pick-6d it off. Did you not freeze your balls off that night in Birmingham?! Shit, it was cold. Rex Grossman must have run that little flip underhand flip handoff pass to Rhett 100 times and we NEVER stopped it. If it had gone to OT, you had us. Glad to know you were at that 35-0 game in the Swamp. We won the next week over UGA and didn’t lose again for 29 games, one of which was the crashing and burning of the overhyped 1992 Miami Hurricanes. Stallings was a pure Texas no nonsense guy. Love that story. I saw him kick a woman out of a booster dinner talk when he saw her secretly writing on a pad. My buddy and I still talk about the perfect inverted delta between the golden thighs of a Gator majorette that night who strutted to attention about 20 feet in front of us at halftime. Good luck to you, brother. Hope the Gators get it done tomorrow.
  15. My guys played UF a few times over the years. I have bittersweet memories of three games. In 1963 I was a 7th grade kid and worked a game as an usher in Tuscaloosa, maybe made $5 in tips showing old biddies to their splintery wooden seats. The Gators rolled in a beat us 10-6, one of only two games Bear Bryant lost in 28 years in Tuscaloosa. In 1986 they played us in Birmingham the week after we had pantsed defending NC Penn State. Our players, including Derrick Thomas and Bobby Humphrey, were all miming the Gator chomp to the UF players as they finished warmups. Then the game kicked off. Those fuckers came out and took it to us for all 60 minutes. They introduced the world to a freshman rb whom we couldn’t tackle or stop. He ran for over 200 yards that day - Emmit Smith. In 1991 a buddy and I drove to Gainesville for a night game in Gene Stallings’ second year. The state newspapers harped on the fact that the Gators had never defeated Bama there but in fact only a handful of Bama games were ever played there and those were in the in old days when the stadium was open ended and somewhat dinky. This was Spurrier’s first or second year. It was a hard hitting first half. We were down only 6-0 at the half. We had a QB named Vince Sutton who could run like a deer and throw the ball a mile although its destination was always uncertain. After he threw a couple of picks in the 3rd quarter, Stallings pulled him and subbed Jay Barker, who went on to do good things in later games that night he was smashed and sacked every other play. The Gators humiliated us 35-0, one the worst beat downs I’ve ever seen a Bama football team receive. This was The Real Swamp and it was steamy, hot and very LOUD. A UF student greeted the UA president and his wife, “FUCK YOU!” After the game, we visited the strip and joints called the Purple Porpoise and Balls. Man, I never saw so much nubile, tan, taut, smiling, bouncing, supple young female flesh as I saw that night. Thry were most gracious in victory. All during the game, the sweet aroma of weed smoke wafted forth across the field from the student section, where no cops could go because it was SRO all game. You do want to get behind the sticks in the Swamp. But those were Spurrier days. That fucker took no prisoners. Their fans are worse than Aggies but not as bad as Aubies.
  16. Stuffed on 4th and my flaccid dick!
  17. ESPN first down line video guy must be drunk. The line is visible randomly at best. It’s an outrage!
  18. Tip of the hat to DKR, who I believe said that first.
  19. Nick and I are the same age. I have a full head of hair like the Beatles in 1965. If Nick had my hair and a feather, and I had his money, we’d both be tickled. He could color the shit out of all that hair and I could retire and send stupid posts like this to Surly full time or start a blog worth a shit for smartass Bama fans (there ain’t one).
  20. Corso absent? Out to pasture? What? Nick is a welcome change for the better. At least Nick can get through a sentence without forgetting who and what he’s talking about.
  21. This Fake Tan Ex-Motherfucker in Chief reaches a new low for homo sapiens as a species every time his sausage-like fingers or thumbs tap his phone. This turnout has to be a tsunami so he will flod his nasty tent and slink away to some shitty golf course.
  22. They never lost me. I’ve voted Dem since I registered in 1970. Like Patches, I was born and raised down in Alabama. I’ll vote for a mongrel yellow dog for president before I ever vote for a Republican. These Zombies don’t know where they’re going or what they’re doing. Too many fools being led around by National Socialist wannabes and dog whistling talking heads on Fox Hate News, the polar opposite of Enlightenment.
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