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Bama Llama

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  1. They never lost me. I’ve voted Dem since I registered in 1970. Like Patches, I was born and raised down in Alabama. I’ll vote for a mongrel yellow dog for president before I ever vote for a Republican. These Zombies don’t know where they’re going or what they’re doing. Too many fools being led around by National Socialist wannabes and dog whistling talking heads on Fox Hate News, the polar opposite of Enlightenment.
  2. I hope Texas plays vs. coaches and players stupid enough with the game on the line to rush 2 on a Hail Mary 4th and 31 AND let the opponent’s best receiver get behind the DBs in the corner of the end zone. Waw Eeguh! Morons.
  3. Drove by this Trump merch side of the road tent an hour ago here in the reddest county in Alabama (Gulf Shores, etc.). Ther was NO ONE there except the dude in the truck who was manning the tent. Those assholes can’t suffer enough.
  4. Bravo JustifieD, the series filmed in California but had that East Kentucky feel. Fantastic cast of hillbilly poets, hillbilly bozo crooks, comely wimmenz, Dee-troit killer thugs and downright gangsters. Can’t lose with Elmore Leonard. Great theme song, a la The Sopranos. You hate to tap “skip intro.” Raylan rules.
  5. Joe passing the torch to Kamala destroyed these bozos in one moment but I still detest them. The ads are still running. God, who markets that crap? Who BUYS it?
  6. If I were registered to vote in Texas, I’d back this guy over Ted Cruz. He checks all the boxes that matter. Species -✅ Color - ✅ Common sense - ✅ Loyalty -✅ Party affiliation- Don’t care
  7. Well, there you go. Darwinism is leftist propaganda anyway, right?
  8. That motherfucker is Exhibit A to the Honorable Mention Supplement to the Darwin Awards. Ever notice how the worst of them never take a breath? It’s a veritable oral diarrhea delivered in the same conceited monotone as Trumpatollah the Hutt himself. “Honorable Mention” because he somehow survived.
  9. I endorse the above recommendation. Land of Bad was goooo-ooood, as Cousin Eddie would say. Nice mix of cutting edge high tech big brother drone surveillance helping secret U.S. paramilitary good guys vs very nasty head lopping bad guys. Edgy but believable. Although Crowe looks like he drank only beer and ate only deep dish pizza for a couple of months before filming this one, he still commands the screen as usual. I’ll have to pass on that vacation to the Philippines or wherever the fuck they were supposed to be.
  10. Kamala has a certain playful mysticism in her eyes, which I find most appealing. I submit she is “from” a place where there’s no space and time. Roll away the stone and flock to the polls. If you want a self-obsessed con man carny barker to run this country, vote for that prolapsed anus. Otherwise, vote for Kamala and whoever runs as VP. It’s time for some progress up in this mug. If you don’t vote, STFU.
  11. The best thing about Kamala’s candidacy is what it did to the “PRESIDENT/PRISON” coin hucksters. That bullshit commercial is still running. Only half kidding. Who would even purchase such dreck? Who would market it?
  12. It’s called wisdom and maturity. Good for him. But when did Trump drop out of anything? Maybe I missed something.
  13. An article in poor old AL.com today said it pretty well. “Joe stepped up by stepping down.”
  14. Aggy plays AT Florida, at Sakerlina and AT the home of bizarro last play snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, Auburn. If they get behind at any of those, the screeching from the home wackos starving for wins will be 747 takeoff loud. The false start flags will fall like rain 🎗️🎗️🎗️🎗️🎗️= Aggy loses in humiliating fashion.
  15. Where have you gone, Case McCoy? LSU cornerback Javien Toviano turned himself in to authorities and was arrested Sunday after accusations of video voyeurism. The sophomore defensive back is accused of secretly recording himself and a woman July 5 and July 6 during sexual intercourse without her consent, per to the arrest documents obtained by WAFB. Oh that bad old LSU vidieaux. It'll get you every time.
  16. Any statement about the 2010 BCS championship game beginning “If Colt isn’t hurt,” is Bevo pure speculation steershit. If Horns Nation had just accepted that loss and Colt’s injury as the breaks of footballad and not been Whiny Bitches Nation for 10 years and just accepted that loss like the bona fide hombres and football sages you profess to be, Texas would’ve been “back” long before now. Fuck, guys, you ARE back. Everyone knows it and acknowledges it. Be proud, well done. Now see if you can back it up and lay waste to the SEC this year the way you took charge last September in Tuscaloosa. Hope to see you in Atlanta or elsewhere this postseason. The Horns and Bama are on a collision course. The only variable is time.* Let’s Twist Again like we did last summer. I don’t see Texas being tested until the SEC Championship. * - A special trivia prize goes to anyone who can tell me who first said that and in what context. You’ll relish the answer.
  17. Sam uses less coachspeak per interview than most. The Hogs have had several “characters” as head coaches. Crazy ass Houston Nutt, Easy Rider Petrino, buffoonish Bielema. Danny Ford was another one. Once when he was at Clemson, where his coaches show ndver got off the ground because he literally couldn’t utter a single sentence without saying goddamn, shit, hell or fuck, he participated in a written Q & A between top coaches and Sports Illustrated, sort of like school kids’ first assignment going back to school after summer vacation. One of the questions: What books did you read over the summer. I can’t recall any of the answers but Ford’s. Most coaches gave a goog response. Bill Curry answered with some thoughtful and philosophical nonfiction, Ofher coaches gave Hemingway or Stephen King or John Grisham as answers. Danny Ford - “I ain’t read no books.”
  18. I hear you, man. It’s like Notre Dame’s fight song - what’s it called?, the Victory March? In 1975, my wife and I drove all the way from Tuscaloosa to Miami to watch Alabama and ND to play for #1 for the second year in a row. I was fired up long before they struck up the band. We were seated just above in the corner of the upper deck in the corner of the closed in of the old Orange Bowl. They have a row of 6’6” guys in plaid kilts in tall bearskin hats all across the front of the band. The intro is a long one but you know what’s coming. When the main melody kicks in, your adrenaline really zooms. I can only imagine what it’s like if you’re a Notre Dame fan. Hey, Duke Ellington said it right. Good music is good music. What makes it good? If I like it, it’s good! Roll Tide.
  19. Marching Band Diarrhea may be defined as any playing of that Darth Vader dirge shit, Iron Man, Seven Nation Army, Night on Bald Mountain or that candy-ass A, B, C, D~E, repeat, repeat, followed by “Go Big (yell any color)!” or yell “Let’s Go (name any animal)!” Looking at you, Michigan.
  20. Sir, I you have just coined a term which most aptly describes one of the lesser aspects of the “pageantry of college football.” Kudos.
  21. That lardass is 220# about like Elvis the later years was 180# He does recognize a photo op when it hits him in the ear. The drama queen attention whore ordered the SS detail to slow it down a bit so he could fist pump his peeps and the media.
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