The Hot Dog Buffet

Well, if the first one was so great, then why would people be upset? Make America have a Great depression Again

They could charge him with state crimes, but then Polis probably would pardon anyone Trump asks him to.

You have to kidnap the lady running the register first so you can try her for drug crimes.

That's the spirit.

It would be great if they televise his funeral and nobody shows up to it.

They never should have restored funding to DHS.

This is the type of death you end up with when you decide that you want your legacy to be fucking up one of the three branches of government, and it's not even the branch you're a part of.

People like this are the only reason that the concept of a just, loving God creating an everlasting hell makes any sense at all.

You tell the barber you want a haircut with no DEI bullshit.

I'd tell him the new plane is built to take a direct hit from a missile, just like the Titanic was. He should never fly anything else.

The framers of the Constitution and their children were long dead by the time we passed the 14th amendment to make sure that it was clear that anyone born here is a citizen.

AOC is by far the best candidate. We need to strike while the iron is hot.

The democratic party is absolutely more conservative than the republican party is, and they have been for at least as long as since Obama took office.

Fuck the haters, Mike.

Suck it, Peter.