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The Hot Dog Buffet

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  1. Yeah, it's a transactional relationship. She has to buy new furniture every year, and in exchange, she gets to be married to the vice president.
  2. Yeah, but it doesn't count because he just has her keep her pants on.
  3. The test has a rabbit with a dick. AOC and Crockett both say it's a rabbit. Trump just stares at the dick, eventually muttering "This is bullshit."
  4. That's the girl who shits her pants, right?
  5. Part of me thinks that the people who are going to miss food stamps on what's probably the most expensive month of the year for groceries are mostly Trump voters. But then I'd also guess that the overwhelming majority of them have never voted.
  6. Anyone dumb enough to bet on the supreme court ruling in favor of what's actually legal deserves to lose their money.
  7. I think Trump's monument will get placed on top of the new ballroom. Lincoln would be replaced with Robert E Lee.
  8. I'm just imagining 10-year-old me waking up Christmas morning and finding an empty tree, with my dad saying "Sorry, son. We can't do Christmas this year because the president is a shithead and we need to use the economy to send him a message."
  9. Most people aren't going to do anything. We mostly have to hope the republicans score some kind of own goal, like cancelling SNAP for a couple of months.
  10. Well I can tell you one thing. I will not be buying anything from Lockheed Martin this year. Fuck them.
  11. Convert it into a homeless shelter.
  12. I think they pay that bonus out over the course of three years. Most of the losers they hire won't even collect half of it.
  13. If I were a Maine resident, I would vote against the guy with Nazi tattoos in a primary. I'd vote for him in the general, though. The absolute worst case scenario with him is that he votes the same way Collins does, anyway.
  14. Wasn't there a follow up question on that one asking if you worked on the factory floor? I said yes because I worked at a fireworks warehouse for a summer.
  15. Bread and circuses doesn't work if you take the bread away.
  16. Things are about to get a whole lot worse for his voters than they ever got during his first term. I think we will see some major response if SNAP benefits don't get paid next month.
  17. Yeah, or just check the results of your precinct in the last presidential election.
  18. I don't have to know all my neighbors to know that at least half of them are way too dumb to graduate college.
  19. I wouldn't be so sure she's not also on OnlyFans.
  20. I appreciated the self awareness, honestly. It's refreshing when the world is full of assholes like Mike Johnson.
  21. I'm not sure if they are reversed so much as that it doesn't acknowledge that there are bubbles on both ends of that spectrum. Maybe there is some point to be made that people on the low score end are in a bubble by choice and people on the high end are just there.
  22. That's a great question, Dinesh. Who on your side gave a voice to the racists?
  23. I got a 56 on the quiz. I liked how half of it amounted to "Have you ever done any cool shit?" and then the other half was "How often do you watch the worst shows ever made?" and "How often do you eat at terrible restaurants?"
  24. I think the republicans probably take this opportunity to fund healthcare and run a massive budget deficit that they can blame on the democrats. Meanwhile, their voters will continue to vote for them because nothing actually happened to them.
  25. Well, for people who live in cities with populations under 100k, that complete collapse seems to be coming. It's going to be hard to have a baby when the hospital is 2 hours away.
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