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  1. The Hot Dog Buffet
    To get the joke, all you have to do is believe in your heart of hearts that Puerto Rico really is a floating pile of garbage filled with murderers and rapists, and that that's ok, because you have accepted Christ as your Lord and Savior, but they are mostly Catholic, and therefore doomed to an eternity even worse than Puerto Rico.
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    I really hope my parents choose to not vote, but I'm betting they probably will.
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    Kamala had better replace Garland.
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    If sucking dick is that effective, then why aren't you president yet?
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    You just have to make sure to order it extra large now.
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    He probably returned it when he found out that it doesn't have a dick.
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    Acting isn't manual labor.
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    He forgot Usha's name. I'd say he's losing it, but I couldn't remember her name, either.
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    The total number of people trying to early vote is smaller, but there also aren't as many polling locations. As with all things voting, it's super easy if you are in a rural location, and more time consuming if you are anywhere that the democrats get a lot of votes.
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    If I were working with him, I'd tell him he got the oil too hot and that he needs to pour a little water in it to cool it down.
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    I just can't wrap my head around Trump's mental decline being the reason someone might decide they aren't going to vote for him.
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    Hell, I'll take Lauren to Hamilton on the condition that she can time the climax to when the king is on stage.
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    Kansas wasn't supposed to be dogshit this year.
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    Every P4 school tries to get 7 or 8 home games on a 12 game schedule. Having 2 nonconference games against legitimate programs every season is a nonstarter for schools that can't buy out return trips to G5 schools for that reason.
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    Friends are easy enough to change. It's the coworkers and family that I struggle with. Like my mom would just look me in the face and say that Trump doesn't really mean that and he was just taken out of context and that I watch too much CNN (I watch zero CNN). National polls tend to be more accurate.
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    It's worth it to me, the fan sitting at home flipping channels for the best game. We are living in a blessed time where we have like 10 different options every given Saturday, particularly early in the year when nobody has a bye. I was watching Abilene Christian v Texas Tech while Notre Dame was playing A&M because it looked like Abilene Christian might win. I realize most fans aren't like that, but I don't really care.
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    I started watching about midway through the second quarter.
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    Just about every year, some small-time program comes up big against a power team. 90% of the games end up being garbage, but it's all worth it when Northern Illinois beats Notre Dame and their head coach is bawling his ass off at mid-field because he's so happy.
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    Yes, and the scheduling is a complete crapshoot. If you're in a conference with just 8 conference games, you don't play half the league. You might have 1 or 2 common opponents with another league team that you have to break a tie with.
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    I really dislike these large conferences without divisions. At least the games are competitive.
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    Best thing the Harris campaign can do is leave them be.
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    Good point. That's what I get for assuming.
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    You only have to register once. These are new Florida voters.
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    That thing has vaginas for ears.
  25. The Hot Dog Buffet
    Looks like someone is just trying to be nice and give Ted a free beer to me. But Ted's bitch ass said no.

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