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    Maybe it will snow or something and he goes to Cancun instead.
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    The truth doesn't matter. Anyone swayed by this would be equally swayed by a mailer that says that Ted Cruze was born without a dick and still doesn't have one.
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    If you are supporting Trump at this point, the hard R will only increase enthusiasm. What is he offering anyone but a promise to hurt brown people?
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    How the fuck can you expect the CPU to fumble when you turn the fumbles off?
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    I am having a great Saturday and hope you are, too.
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    They aren't now, but the champion will have a first round bye, regardless. They only have to win a playoff game against a runner up. I would take the Big 12 champ over Michigan if I had to bet today. I wouldn't take them over Alabama, Georgia, or Texas.
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    They beat KSU in Provo. I think Avery Johnson is very good and KSU has enough upside to finish in the top 15. If healthy, KSU, Utah, and ISU look like legitimate top 20 teams. I'd give them a 35-40% chance of making the semi-final.
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    Utah is bottom half of the Big 12 without Rising. Easily in the top 2 with him.
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    He's going to show up 20 minutes late and leave after being there 10 minutes, while the fries are still cooking. Then he will clock in for the full 30 minutes and expect his pay to cover his Big Mac, 10 McNuggets, large fries, and large diet coke.
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    Also, the countries that are better than us all spend more on education than we do.
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    You don't get her name or number or anything. You just buy her a few drinks at the bar and ask if she wants to sit in the hot tub. Guaranteed hand job.
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    Ooh, I feel it coming round again
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    He's got school shooter eyes.
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    I don't think that really will affect the people who planned on voting for him. The outright "I'd own slaves" comment might move the needle a tiny bit, but the people voting don't believe they would ever be the slaves, so it probably doesn't make much difference. He's "one of the good ones." The trans porn thing will absolutely cost him votes, though.
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    No, this is going to be a big deal. I have spent enough time around Baptists to know that they don't really care at all about any of the "wrong" things that you do, as long as you don't admit to doing them or get caught doing them. They pretty much all drink, but they also absolutely love righteous indignation, and anyone they know that gets caught drinking is going straight to hell.
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    That's what brown can do for you.
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    Reminds me of the video right after Ashley Babbit gets shot and one of the dumbasses starts calling for a medic.
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    I feel like he probably rambled on with some other programs after the clip got cut off and closed with "whatever makes sense."
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    If Brittany Mahomes is too intelligent to vote for him, he's in real trouble.
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    They should move up his sentencing and put him in jail until the election for his own protection.
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    Might as well give Kamala Texas, too, if we're just picking states.
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    Yeah. Probably just had the gun in case of an alligator or feral hogs.
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    I mean you can just watch the video right above your post and it will all make sense.
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    Why do they keep calling him the shooter when it sounds like he didn't fire a shot?

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