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That's like saying the Aryans benefited from Hitler. Nobody will benefit. We will just be eating a little less shit.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
Well, when the president does it, that means it's not illegal.
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The Supremes
That can't work long term unless the red states start building walls to prevent their citizens from fleeing.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
He's still better than Trump. Everyone is.
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2024 Presidential Election Thread - Let's keep the party going.
That's what the election should be about, but it's not. This election is between two men who wouldn't be able to get a job at a gas station. One of them wants to convert us into Nazi Germany, and the other wants to continue being president for reasons he doesn't even understand. But the election can't be about the economy because Biden isn't capable of making the election about that.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Arizona and Colorado are probably both a little bit high, but otherwise it looks pretty good. I'd pick KSU to finish ahead of Utah, mostly because they get OSU at home and Utah has to go to Stillwater. They don't play each other so the OSU matchup likely swings the season.
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Realignment talk not going away
From a scheduling standpoint, the Big 10 is going to be easier more often than it's not. Not easier to win the conference, but easier to win 10 games.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I think it's too late for a new network to get established. Cable subscriptions are way down. A Big 12 network would probably have to be a streaming service, and it would get lower subscription and viewership than ESPN+.
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Realignment talk not going away
The Big 10 is full of truly terrible football programs. It shouldn't be very hard for USC to win 9 or 10 games and get into the playoff.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Colorado BuffaLowes Kansas State Wild Wings Kansas JayKochs (at least until Koch gets tired of hearing Jaycocks) Oklahoma State Stetson Cowboys Iowa State Pioneer Seed Clones TCU Horned Frog Tape Texas Tech Red Lobsters Houston Costcos Cincinatti Bayer Cats UCF Golden Corrals West Virginia Mountain Hardware Arizona Wet'n'Wildcats Arizona State Capri Sun Devils Baylor football presented by Liberty University BYU Super Soakers
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
When is the last time either of those conferences have done anything for the good of the sport?
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
The Good Handjobs Conference
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Well, giving 20% of the conference to private equity loses money in the not-so-long run.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Yeah, but just about every Mormon roots for BYU. So you'd need data on OSU alumni vs attendance at all of the Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints churches.
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Deion Sanders "Coach Prime" Now At Colorado
Maybe people don't understand that sports bets don't work like meme stocks.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Yeah, they've already quit 99%.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
I think if there were a requirement for all series scheduled to be home and homes or neutral site games, everyone would stop scheduling the FCS schools and we would see better matchups. We are getting what we get because everyone wants to have 7 or 8 home games every year.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
Just about everyone schedules an FCS school every year, regardless of conference. The only programs that don't have enough money buy out of road games to crappy FBS schools.
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Left Behind: A Quick Dose Of Post Big 12 Reality
No way any sort of salary cap could get implemented without aggy losing a whole lot of ability to pay recruits. Take away the money and they are left trying to get recruits to College Station, sharing a campus with a fake army, a graveyard for dogs, and a bunch of assholes yelling at them to get off the grass.
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Realignment talk not going away
Yeah, the obvious solution would be to decouple football from the universities, but I don't think people would still watch without that affiliation.
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NCAA FOOTBALL IS BACK MFers
Every EA game ends up on Gamepass about a year after it comes out.
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Realignment talk not going away
Buying out of a game against App State without any sort of major extenuating circumstances should add a loss to your record.
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Realignment talk not going away
I'm not upset by it, but I would rather watch the tiny schools pull off upsets and make runs than see a mediocre power school do that. So I think he's dead wrong in terms of what drives viewership.
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Realignment talk not going away
All of this sounds great, but I think it's better if Stanford and Cal get rejected by the Big 12.
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so Trev Alberts (yes, THAT Trev Alberts) just left the AD job at Nebraska for the same job at A&M
He cost Nebraska $7.5 million by firing Scott Frost a few weeks early. He also looks and talks like a moron and Nebraska loves him, so I'm pretty sure he's a terrible AD.