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The Hot Dog Buffet

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  1. If Texas is close enough to need a recount, the rest of the election won't be close enough for anyone to bother.
  2. You don't have to have any sort of understanding of what a civil war is to start one.
  3. There is only 1 EV in Nebraska that is remotely in play, and Trump won't get it. Omaha is sort of close to Iowa, though.
  4. He probably didn't even have a bat. Rudy called his bluff. There's no fooling that guy.
  5. Maybe Borat 2 was on Hunter's laptop.
  6. It pretty much goes for everyone that if you ever find yourself as an attendee at an event where Tiffany Trump is the keynote speaker, you are, in fact, a moron.
  7. I think his odds of living that long are way worse than 50/50. He's elderly, obese, and just went through a hard fight with COVID-19.
  8. The pictures of kids in cages that were taken when Obama was president were from 2014, when about 60,000 unaccompanied minors arrived at the border. Those kids weren't removed from their parents. They showed up without their parents. It would be great if that was where the discrepancies ended, but I'm pretty sure that years later, we still have kids detained at the border without any sort of plan as to how we are supposed to get them back to the parents they showed up with who we already deported.
  9. My best guess is that he's talking about minimum river flow requirements to support salmon spawning. Salmon are anything but tiny, but they also aren't sharks and he is a moron...
  10. That's no joke. Trump can't even read potato.
  11. Looks like Darren Sproles.
  12. Vaughn is going to have a very nice career.
  13. An inch here, an inch there, and the score would be 14-10.
  14. There was a 15 yard penalty on both plays.
  15. I don't think Liberty is a very good example of a program that is above hiring anyone.
  16. Not a good game to be a QB.
  17. I can't help but think that him dying 2 months before he would have left office anyway probably gives us a whole lot less chaos than him contesting an election he clearly lost and everyone having to deal with that over then next few months.
  18. Maybe the Cain Gang can take over his twitter account after he's dead, too.
  19. Wouldn't he get a jury trial? I don't think he would get convicted that way.
  20. Well, yeah. You forgot the last step, which is to ride that theory to congress.
  21. Well, twitter is technically social media, and Trump's twitter account definitely makes him look like a racist.
  22. Just have Ron Howard narrate the briefing, interjecting every time Trump says something wrong like he does on Arrested Development.
  23. Yeah, I can't think of anyone who showed up to my high school sober 4 days out of 5 who failed to graduate.
  24. I think most of them would not be ok with mass rape, but a very vocal portion of their fans probably would be ok with it.
  25. It would be interesting to see how a draft works given the current obesity rate among our youth.
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