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Your Mom

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  1. This is the correct answer. We stay there for work and it's a wonderful hotel. Lots of stuff to walk to from there and a really nice bar upstairs with a rooftop patio.
  2. Mississippi State was horrifically bad last year. 2-10. They lost to Toledo at home. They lost their QB and had some other significant injuries. UTEP and San Jose would both probably beat last years Bulldog team. Beating them at home was not a good benchmark.
  3. Nearly the whole board was convinced that Arch was better than Quinn last year, despite barely seeing him play against inferior competition. And now that same group is supposed to have a valid opinion on who should succeed Arch despite never having seen any of them throw a pass at this level? What's the point? Who gives a shit who's gonna succeed him? Nobody knows shit about fuck?
  4. Your Mom

    A&M at ND

    Fry that shit up with a bic lighter in a spoon and inject it right into my jugular
  5. All you fuckers that were talking about the Heisman in the preseason can lick my ballsack.
  6. Charlie would've told her to get back in the kitchen.
  7. They'll count it as an Aggie finally beating a ranked team on the road if he pulls this off.
  8. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  9. Oh.. well if Pericles , self-professed alpha male of the week, says so... Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to post this as a source?
  10. I can't tell if that's John Lennon or white Jesus.
  11. You guys are delusional if you think the Groyper angle is going to be widely reported. The left-leaning media might mention it but the details are just too deep to hold the attention of the average American. The right won't mention it at all. It simply won't exist to their audience. The result is that you'll be talking to your family and acquaintances about it and when you start trying to educate them on frog memes, video game control sequences, and deep cuts from a Spotify playlist for followers of a discord group you are going to be the one that comes out sounding like the kooky conspiracy theorist. That became the plan as soon as they realized he wasn't a liberal trans kid. And it's going to work. In 6 months this kid's background will be as familiar to most Americans as the kid nobody remembers anything about who shot in the general vicinity of trumps ear.
  12. The pool repair guy's tip was already taken care of. Just the tip.
  13. I think I read he was in college for one semester and was currently in an electrician apprenticeship program. It's these goddamn libtard union electricians!
  14. It's a little long for a new motto, but it's worth a try.
  15. Street art game is strong at the Vuelta. I appreciate the detail of using the curve for added depth and meaning.
  16. Apple debuted these today. The mic sends it to an iPhone. AI translates it and sends it back to the AirPods. https://www.cnet.com/tech/mobile/airpods-pro-3-can-live-translate-conversations-in-your-ear/
  17. I was gonna give him credit for finally having what might be his first ever post that didn't mention his family's place in Aspen but then I noticed he snuck in a subtle reference to it. It's a not a proper surly post if he can't remind you he was born rich.
  18. If I hear one more goddamn coworker not from Texas telling me they can't wait to pass through Austin to get some of that airport Salt Lick bbq, or worse.. Dickey's at Love Field... ugh.
  19. Incredible moment for sure. But that was Vince's 17th start. He led us to getting shutout for the first time in 23 years just a few games prior to that. You can't pick VY's best moments and compare them to Arch's worst.
  20. The only time they are not allowed to ring them is from when the center steps over the ball until the play is whistled dead. All other times are free game. I've been to a few games there and in-person there is usually a noticeable lull in the ringing for most plays but always some left who ring it the whole play. I think on TV it sounds more constant than in person. Maybe more bells near the mic or something. They absolutely know how obnoxious it is and they love how much everyone else hates it. The penalty is just fines for each game they are deemed to have broken the rule. Students don't give a fuck about that so they just keep ringing and the school pays the fine.
  21. That's the number one goal of the run game. You don't get to use it as some sort of exception when it's exactly what the whole point is.
  22. That's the number one goal of the run game. You don't get to use it as some sort of exception when it's exactly what the whole point is.
  23. He's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.
  24. Things that are already great shouldn't be fucked with. There's no way that those taste better than OG Reese's or Oreos.
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