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  1. Your Mom
    And Georgia the two years before that.
  2. Your Mom
    The point is those lists get it wrong every fucking year. There are always names on those lists that prove themselves not worthy by the end of the year. You’re a fucking idiot if you read those and put any stock into them whatsoever.
  3. Your Mom
    “Was supposed to”???? According to what laws of the universe was he supposed to do those things? The preseason hype machine? The $9.95ers that make up whatever shit you want to hear so you’ll click and share it? The homer message board posters? The national media that forms opinions on a few highlights of hundreds of players? If you believed all that shit it’s on you.
  4. Your Mom
    Nobody wants to read all your posts.
  5. Your Mom
    Go on…
  6. Your Mom
    Long game. He got some stuff on the tape. He’ll do something different for Georgia.
  7. Your Mom
    Armchair psychologists that “know” what’s in Quinn’s head based on his play are my favorite.
  8. Your Mom
    Quinn… Arch… who gives a shit? Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron all start. That’s what fucking matters.
  9. Your Mom
    I don’t give a shit who starts or who finishes at QB. Hill, Simmons, Sorrell, Barron are the guys who win this game.
  10. Your Mom
    Did they ever make a movie about the long lost Elder son who got into a pickle selling Mitsubishis for the people?
  11. Your Mom
    Ah yes, don’t forget about that one case from 30 years ago where it might have made a difference. If the cops aren’t investigating because they are butthurt, that’s a cop-caused issue.
  12. Your Mom
    I don’t know who Bell is but his demeanor on the sideline is a fucking cancer on the team. You can clearly read his mind through a 5 second shot on TV and see that he hates winning.
  13. Your Mom
    Next man up. It’ll be time to start shitting on Arch.
  14. Your Mom
    It’s a 1A School that had a floundering football program with really old gear, not very many players, and not much budget. They rehired their old coach and all of a sudden a lot more kids wanted to play and they just were short on gear.
  15. Your Mom
    Rick Barnes is slow as shit and his deep ball worse than Marty Cherry’s.
  16. Your Mom
    People who knew him knew he was a shitty person way back then too. There just wasn’t a twitter to get the word out to the masses.
  17. Your Mom
    And killing clock with the run was what we needed anyway and it was working.
  18. Your Mom
    What kind of question is that? Gee, I don’t know. Beautiful face, tight figure, looks at least halfway athletic, doesn’t have an annoying voice.. I mean, I guess, if you’re into that sort of thing.
  19. Your Mom
    Having us knock them out of their best shot ever at an SEC championship game berth followed immediately by getting their asses kicked by a Big 12 team might just bring more joy than I can take.
  20. Your Mom
    Yeah but it’s nice when we can manipulate them into picking one back up.
  21. Your Mom
    Flavored sodas are all terrible. I like cherries. And I like vanilla. And I like sodas. But they’re all better on their own.
  22. Your Mom
    You don’t have the first fucking clue what play was called, whether it was audibled into, nor what his pre-snap reads were that led him to going to that side. There was without a doubt other options on that play but most of them were been eliminated prior to the snap. You make it sound like they’re out there playing sandlot football at recess. You tend to do that a lot, mostly because you’re a fucking idiot.
  23. Your Mom
    I’m still not buying that he is a real aggie. It has to be an elaborate long term troll job.
  24. Your Mom
    What’s the best Hilton property in Manhattan? I’m sending the girlfriend and her daughter up there for 3 nights. I’ll probably join them for part of the trip and leave them alone for the rest. I have a free night and enough points for 2 more at any property up there. They are seeing a concert at Barclays in Brooklyn one night but doing typical Manhattan shit the others. Restaurants, a Broadway show, one of the museums, Central Park… I’m sure they’ll walk thru Times Square but they don’t want to stay there, nor would I. Hilton Midtown on 53rd? Any better options? I thought there was a Conrad Midtown but I’m only seeing one downtown now. We’re all pretty content with Doubletrees and Hamptons on most trips but I’d hate to waste a free night on that.
  25. Your Mom
    You should make the new drug blue.

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