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Man I get it that this is Surly and we all say edgy shit we probably wouldn’t repeat to every audience, but this sounds like a serious statement you meant from the heart. You are a garbage human being. Let me guess, you claim to be Christian as well?

I thought we had another thread for dating apps. But I’d say a nice smile in your profile pic is key. Good luck and be safe.

Mira Sorvino did it better.

Maybe just volunteer with your favorite charitable organization.

That looks like what the future version of Marty McFly would’ve been driving.

Not one person on this board believes all guns should be illegal.

Life without parole is a much harsher sentence. I’d much rather be executed than spend the rest of my life in jail, I bet most people would. Seeing as how I want the most miserable sentence for people like McVeigh, the short answer to your question is yes. He got off easy.

I drive a Toyota.

Sark has said before that a lot of his plays are designed to get one guy open and not necessarily to have multiple options. Like some plays were schemed to go to Worthy no matter what. If he’s not open on time then buy yourself 2 or 3 seconds until he gets open rather than looking for other options.

I suspect your wife wasn’t paying attention when the explanation for the delay was given. These days there would be a riot if you sat there for hours with no explanation. Maybe she had her earbuds in. Even when the captain isn’t being very forthcoming, eventually enough people start bugging the stews that the stews start bugging the captain to say something. At a massive airport like DFW the delays can easily extend hours or even all day after the weather moves through. If there’s storms or fog in the morning they will shut down the airport until they pass. They probably land 2 or 3 planes a minute on average at DFW so a 2 or 3 hour weather event can effect hundreds of planes from all over the country along with some mid-way over the oceans. When they reopen the airport they can’t let all those planes arrive at once so they space them out and start assigning takeoff times to everyone, often hours beyond departure time. The airport can still only handle the same arrival rate as normal and now they’re trying to mix in all those delayed flights sitting on the ground everywhere with the normal scheduled ones too. I have no idea if that was the case that day but that’s how it often goes.

I’ve never had their lunch but Espresso y Poco Mas does a nice breakfast.

Accurate thread title is accurate. Fat Head’s Headhunter IPA at the Hilton bar in downtown Cleveland.

The only coach we can’t afford to lose is Sark. He’ll get someone good and the machine will keep turning. Hate to see Davis go, but I get it. I’d do the same thing in his situation. He’s not the only great Dline coach and Sark has built something people will want to be a part of.

I wonder if Wheeler is sitting on a beach in, say Port Arthur, earning 20% from the Stillwater bus charter money.

Looks like it was already established in his contract prior to the season that he would succeed Belichik

Why would anyone do that? One set of accidents had a design flaw along with some clear cut flaws in basic airmanship, agreed upon and documented by every entity that investigated it. The other is pretty clearly a quality control issue having nothing to do with flying. Glad to see you still hold grudges like a woman though. Enjoy your trip next week.

Well done guys!

I’ve never met my boss. I hear he’s a great guy and would help me out if ever needed. I’m happy to have never received so much as a personal email or phone call from him. If we passed each other he wouldn’t recognize me. If someone told him my name, he would not have any clue who I was. As long as I don’t fuck up he will never know who I am. And my job is so much better than his. Fuck being a boss.

Not to mention that big 20+ inch wheels look completely ridiculous. Nothing you could put on a truck looks dumber.

I am the opposite. I went to the 05 game and did not go to the 09 game. Give me your tickets and I’ll cancel out your bad luck. Don’t be selfish with this.

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Mine is a slim fit but I find it fits more like a regular fit. That’s not a problem I have with most slim fit shirts. I seem to be the outlier on the poncho shirt though, everybody else loves everything about it. I do think it’s a great shirt, just looks a little baggy on me compared to other slim fit shirts of the same size.

My only complaint about the Poncho shirt was the fit. It’s shaped liked a garbage bag. I would have preferred a slightly tapered fit. But great fabric and a nice design otherwise.