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Your Mom

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  1. Your Mom
    My only complaint about the Poncho shirt was the fit. It’s shaped liked a garbage bag. I would have preferred a slightly tapered fit. But great fabric and a nice design otherwise.
  2. Your Mom
    I bought one of those a couple seasons ago but we lost 5 in a row when I wore it so now I can’t wear it ever again.
  3. Your Mom
    The NFL.
  4. Your Mom
    There’s great food market downtown too. Milwaukee Public Market. Some great options in there.
  5. Your Mom
    Don’t forget the Bronze Fonz.
  6. Your Mom

    Surly wallet check

    Your Mom replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz

    Yeah, anything I don’t use almost every day gets kept in a traditional wallet in my truck. I never carry that one, just grab what i need from it when i need it. That includes the backup CC, all membership cards, all insurance cards, etc… I just kept paring it down until I ended up with 3 items. Now that I think about it, I could get through most days with just 2 cards. This is the one I have. It’s doesn’t even really have a pocket, it just sits slightly off the back of your phone so there’s a small gap between case and phone for the cards. I like it. https://scoochcase.com/products/wingmate-for-iphone-13-mini
  7. Your Mom
    Maybe he’s gonna Mark Stoops himself before they have a chance to.
  8. Your Mom
    You just can’t help being a fucking asshole can you? You’ve seen him in 2 and a half games his in freshman year and that’s enough for you to make that assessment. I’d wager that Maalik is better at football than you are at anything in your life. The idea that he wouldn’t start at a shitload of D1 schools is silly. There’s like 130 FBS teams out there. He’s going to start at one of them.
  9. Your Mom
    Not my favorite airline, but Frontier gets a little credit for having a Bevo jet. Was parked next to this today.
  10. Your Mom
    I wish 47 would make the white one in Franchise instead of only Clean Up. Franchise is the fitted version and they only offer burnt orange, black, gray, or khaki.
  11. Your Mom

    Surly wallet check

    Your Mom replied to 52-80's topic in Lulz

    Slim cellphone case holds 3 cards. DL, debit card, credit card. That’s all I carry. Cash in a money clip sometimes, sometimes not. I keep a second wallet in my truck with all the cards that I don’t really need on a daily basis. Medical insurance,, random membership, other credit cards, etc.. It never leaves the truck.
  12. Your Mom
    Pity: verb. To feel sympathetic sorrow for one suffering, distressed, or unhappy Nope. Can’t say I feel any of that. I delight in every misfortune they have. I celebrate the entire catalog of their struggles and failures. Still hate OU more though.
  13. Your Mom
    Damn @Constant you can order that stuff online now.
  14. Your Mom
    All else the same, I’d rather have a 3 year old carbon bike than a new aluminum.
  15. Your Mom
    It’s better to ask for forgiveness than permission. Besides, there are plenty of other wives out there. And Italy ain’t going anywhere.
  16. Your Mom
    Major earned his rep by being skinny and goofy looking and then playing better than expected. If he was 6’5” he’d have just been another qb whose name is easily forgotten a few years later.
  17. Your Mom
    He shot multiple times at the mountain biker. It occurred on a trail. He fired multiple rounds and only one of them hit. Flesh wound. Rider was able to haul ass and get away while he was still firing.
  18. Your Mom
    Zach Bryan sold tickets this way on his latest tour. We bought them from the resale marketplace and it worked as advertised. It was so nice not to deal with that ticket broker bullshit.
  19. Your Mom
    They did. And in fact, it was a rider in the Crank n Drank shop ride. The person shot is ok and it was non-life threatening.
  20. Your Mom
    Damn, it was one of the Crank n Drank riders tonight. I wasn’t there tonight but those trails are my daily ride too.
  21. Your Mom
    81% of the tennis team? Impressive.
  22. Your Mom
    Brass balls. And he was responsible for the greatest 4th down play ever until someone upstaged him in ‘05.
  23. Your Mom
    Probably less than his contract playing for the… (checks notes)… Memphis Showboats.
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  25. Your Mom
    So temper tantrum is the way to handle it? Fuck that.

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