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Your Mom

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  1. Ok, change the name then. But the fact remains that it was a pretty good hire when not many people realized it.
  2. That doesn't make it any worse of a hire. If anything, it makes it more impressive. CDC gets even more credit for seeing potential others didn't.
  3. I had a bum shoulder that I couldn't put much weight on for a couple months. Just now able to ride pain free and I've only been on my local neighborhood trails in South Austin lately. My younger kid is looking at colleges and made a trip to Arkansas recently. I'm thinking that would bode well for some mountain biking in Bentonville when I visit, but his priorities are different than mine. We'll see. No trips lined up for me.
  4. It's for Saab. Definitely. Saab.
  5. 2 safes. Both with electronic keypad and keys. The key to the big one stays in the small one. The key to the small one stays in the big one. I'm counting on the batteries for both not going out at the same time.
  6. We should have no clocks. Shit will happen when it happens. Planning things down to the nearest day is good enough.
  7. This is a lot of unnecessary mental gymnastics. He's not charged with choking. The charge is impeding breathing or circulation. You can do that with two hands, one hand, or no hands.
  8. He's been surrounded by NFL talent the last 4 years, how about those results?
  9. Responsible adults don't find themselves in situations where they are accused of choking their girlfriend (kinks notwithstanding). I'm not pronouncing him guilty, but he's a fucking idiot either way.
  10. What a fucking loser.
  11. That’s my band name. We mostly do Ted Nugent tribute stuff.
  12. Just take the phone and do nothing. They’ll be fine.
  13. I can’t sleep in a zipped up sleeping bag. I’ve camped in some really cold places and slept on top of snow. But the bag stays unzipped. Even a camping quilt with an enclosed toe box is a no-go, I’ll keep one leg out. At home the top sheet and blankets must be untucked on all sides. I just need to be able to move my legs and not feel the constriction. MRI machines, small rooms, etc.. no problem at all.
  14. Lay it on its back. Big crowbar.
  15. Thanks for posting that. I deleted my previous post about it. Been reading those rumors for a few days and I figured that had been long enough for the speculation to be proven false. I stand corrected.
  16. Duly noted, fair point. But the general idea of it being pretty fucked up still stands.
  17. Deleted. The speculation in the video was refuted and said to be inaccurate.
  18. I don’t know what method you’re using here, but Chris Hanson might be in your kitchen.
  19. Because here at Surly we hold grudges longer than a scorned woman. Have I told you my thoughts of the officiating in the 2015 Okie St game? Also, fuck Jeff Fisher.
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