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  1. Your Mom
    I’m still not buying that he is a real aggie. It has to be an elaborate long term troll job.
  2. Your Mom
    What’s the best Hilton property in Manhattan? I’m sending the girlfriend and her daughter up there for 3 nights. I’ll probably join them for part of the trip and leave them alone for the rest. I have a free night and enough points for 2 more at any property up there. They are seeing a concert at Barclays in Brooklyn one night but doing typical Manhattan shit the others. Restaurants, a Broadway show, one of the museums, Central Park… I’m sure they’ll walk thru Times Square but they don’t want to stay there, nor would I. Hilton Midtown on 53rd? Any better options? I thought there was a Conrad Midtown but I’m only seeing one downtown now. We’re all pretty content with Doubletrees and Hamptons on most trips but I’d hate to waste a free night on that.
  3. Your Mom
    You should make the new drug blue.
  4. Your Mom
    Make sure you pronounce the S like an S and not a Z. It’s serious business out there.
  5. Your Mom
    Tennessee orange and Texas burnt orange are two very different colors and neither one of them is going to turn into the other one just by fading.
  6. Your Mom
    That would add to the appeal of it.
  7. Your Mom
    I’d start by asking your wife why she is so intent on you being down on Rainey Street on Saturday evening? Sounds suspicious. Hope you can swim better than the others could. And also, Uber is the answer here. Not even Uber black. Issues like this really should’ve been settled 38 years ago. My girlfriend knows that I would bend over backwards and move mountains to help her out with the important things in life. But there is no fucking way she would ever tell me she’s too good for Uber and expect me to miss a game for some high maintenance bullshit.
  8. Your Mom
    I think you’ve had more car accidents documented on this site than I’ve ever had in my life. If I were you, I’d be driving some kind of a tank with lots of airbags.
  9. Your Mom
    I’m not a Covid denier or anything like that. It was real, more could’ve been done, etc.. blah blah blah… but I’m done celebrating that shit.
  10. Your Mom
    Franklin got a Bib Gourmand. I’ve been to Leroy and Lewis twice in the last two weeks. My first two visits there. It’s pretty fucking outstanding. I had tried to go several times when they had the trailer, but I always got there after they sold out.
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  12. Your Mom
    If this leads to him no longer having a sooner gf we’ll all be better off for it. We shouldn’t have to deal with the bad mojo that comes with that.
  13. Your Mom
    Meh. They outplayed us early and we got into a hole. Then we outscored them in the second half. We got beat fair and square and they were better than us that day but there’s no reason to think it would go down that way in a rematch.
  14. Your Mom
    Diver Down
  15. Your Mom
    Ay caramba.
  16. Your Mom
    Rick fucking Springfield. Jesus Christ. Got to get that 60 year old empty-nester Mom crowd pumped up I guess.
  17. Your Mom
    What the fuck is that meat-like product floating around in the skillet queso anyway? Whatever it is, I’ll have more of it please. And some of those chips that get stuck together and become a triple or quadruple layered crunchy as fuck mega chip.
  18. Your Mom
    Did the wife text that pic of the chart or did you? It says Kamala opposes energy independence and who sent the text talking about the Dems restricting drilling? Under Biden we currently lead the world in production. We are producing more oil than any other nation ever has. For better or worse, he has approved more drilling permits on public land than Trump ever did. And what Trump has done to protect traditional marriage, as noted on the graphic? He got convicted of paying hush money to a porn star he fucked when his 3rd wife was pregnant. Is that protecting traditional marriage? And he sank the only recent deal we’ve had to help secure the border, but he gets credit on securing the border even though that bill failed because of him? Some weird fucking logic on that graphic.
  19. Your Mom
    You’re the worst fucking poster on this site. I’m not a Quinn apologist, he definitely looks like crap lately. But it would be fun to watch him punch you right in your fucking face.
  20. Your Mom
    Hopefully the same can be said about his time in prison one day.
  21. Your Mom
    Avatar seems about right.
  22. Your Mom
    Avatar seems about right.
  23. Your Mom
    You guys rooting for A&M understand that your rooting doesn’t really change the game right? You’re overthinking this. If you hate a team root against them every single week. Period. It doesn’t change anything so why live with the psychological trauma of wishing good things on them. Go Tigers.
  24. Your Mom
    What kind of self-respecting man would go to a gas station on the wrong side of the street?
  25. Your Mom
    Honestly, a Presbyterian Church ought to burn down the moment I walk in it. But it didn’t. So I was happy to use it for a quick vote.

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