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Your Mom

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  1. It’s been a few years since I’ve seen it but I believe the guy who sent them to the wrong address straight up told Leo he was also a cop right before he died.
  2. There was at least one other guy that didn’t kill people because there was a second rat in the crew, the guy that got the address wrong on purpose.
  3. So make sure she’s battered before you lay the wood?
  4. Oh I doubt that.
  5. LA? San Fran?
  6. There's this funny Ron Swanson scene about eating all the bacon. I wish I could find it.
  7. Sounds to me like their militias are not being regulated well enough.
  8. Why would that be curious? It happens all the time. A huge percentage of mass shooters end it by killing themselves. Did you also wonder that in all the other mass shooting suicides or just this one?
  9. I see the resemblance, but his hair was a little lighter than that.
  10. Absolutely love it and want to see it every game. It makes them look petty and insecure. Would not want us throwing another team's sign around for exactly the same reason.
  11. It was lame. He should've been flagged for it. Now it reinforces the idea that Texas, and specifically Arch, gets special treatment when a ref will rip his ass for something but won't actually penalize us for it. But I moved on from it 10 seconds later. Who cares.
  12. That red 2003 is pretty sweet though! Not $40k sweet, but still nice.
  13. No but I got paid 2 days at time and half to stay home and skip a deadhead for a flight back that cancelled. Christmas card sent to the Ft Worth center IT department.
  14. This is the correct answer. We stay there for work and it's a wonderful hotel. Lots of stuff to walk to from there and a really nice bar upstairs with a rooftop patio.
  15. Mississippi State was horrifically bad last year. 2-10. They lost to Toledo at home. They lost their QB and had some other significant injuries. UTEP and San Jose would both probably beat last years Bulldog team. Beating them at home was not a good benchmark.
  16. Nearly the whole board was convinced that Arch was better than Quinn last year, despite barely seeing him play against inferior competition. And now that same group is supposed to have a valid opinion on who should succeed Arch despite never having seen any of them throw a pass at this level? What's the point? Who gives a shit who's gonna succeed him? Nobody knows shit about fuck?
  17. Your Mom

    A&M at ND

    Fry that shit up with a bic lighter in a spoon and inject it right into my jugular
  18. All you fuckers that were talking about the Heisman in the preseason can lick my ballsack.
  19. Charlie would've told her to get back in the kitchen.
  20. They'll count it as an Aggie finally beating a ranked team on the road if he pulls this off.
  21. Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
  22. Oh.. well if Pericles , self-professed alpha male of the week, says so... Seriously, how fucking stupid do you have to be to post this as a source?
  23. I can't tell if that's John Lennon or white Jesus.
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