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    Gus Johnson sucks

    Your Mom replied to bluto's topic in Football

    Klatt has been great for a long time. He’s high on the Horns every year. It’s almost like some of Drew Kelson’s Longhorn passion got into Joel’s brain through osmosis in that collision years ago.
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    Yeah, that was an ugly game. It was nice to see him perform well at the end though. Two touchdowns in three plays during overtime. He’s young and he’s got plenty of time to improve.
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    Pretty surprising that a guy who has appeared in 8 career games, and still has 3 year of college ahead of him, isn’t looking like an NFL talent. We should shit all over him.
  5. Your Mom
    Far from the first, Conner. Very very far.
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    Love Colt and he was one of the greatest ever on this campus. But his shockingly great freshman year often causes his sophomore slump to be overlooked. He threw 18 interception says a sophomore. That’s 5 more than Quinn has thrown in his entire career up to this posting.
  7. Your Mom
    She’s on her way back from Oregon and is newly single.
  8. Your Mom
    He was having threesomes with both of them before he got dumped. That scenario is about as predictable as a girl with a shitty father needing love and attention so bad she’s unwilling to press charges and perfectly willing to run off with the guy who beats her.
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    They started filming Project Hail Mary this summer. From the book of the same title by Andy Weir (The Martian). Gosling as Ryland Grace. No clue how they’ll create Rocky. Using the cinematographer from Dune. Great book. https://screenrant.com/project-hail-mary-movie-filming-start-image/
  10. Your Mom
    Boise is nice this time of year.
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    As a matter fact he does. None of us are perfect but the two particular parents he’s talking about have put plenty of their own information on out blast to invite some judgment.
  12. Your Mom
    Yep, I totally misread that.
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    Isn’t she like 30? I hope she’s fine, but the last line in the mom’s reddit posts make it sound like she left willingly. However bad a decision that may have been, this all seems excessive.
  14. Your Mom
    JD has entered the chat.
  15. Your Mom
    Flat Stanley did it better.
  16. Your Mom
    Baseball is a great sport for the type of athlete that prefers to sit down on a bench in the shade for half the game waiting your turn to be involved. And stand there, more or less stationary, for most of the other half of the game, waiting for a ball that usually isn’t going to come to you unless you one of a tiny number of key players. It’s also good if you’re the type of person that wants to brag about failing 2/3 of the time.
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    What.. are we supposed to start asking their age now?
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    Do you remember him discussing the fine details of grammar required on No Parking signs? Hancock golf course is not that far from where TxTow was chucking rocks at cars on the lower deck of I-35.
  19. Your Mom
    Who left the shit stick in the driveway?
  20. Your Mom
    I didn’t put nearly as much effort into the editing, but here’s a couple clips I merged together of the same ride with WD40. I can’t believe I hadn’t gotten out to that place before with it being only a days drive from Austin. It was a blast. I’m like a 12-year-old on the bike and just like hitting a little jumps and drops more than the tech that WD40 likes but we did some of both and it was a great time. For me, it was a tail end of a long road trip where I rode Sedona, Albuquerque and Big Bear Lake before hitting Angel Fire on the way home. I’ll try to put together something with some footage from all of those soon. Sedona definitely left me wanting to go back for more. Big Bear has a great downhill bike park but Angel Fire is better this time of year with the SoCal dust. Seem like the runs were longer at Angel Fire too. My Movie 1.mov
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    It sucks for this guy but I don’t see one death moving the needle much. There have been over 100 deaths in triathlons in the last decade, 3 of them in the last month. Open water swimming with masses of people is risky. Shits gonna happen. Everybody knows about Sam’s dad because he was a local guy but it happens a lot more than that and the events go on.
  22. Your Mom
    Half the guys I work with are retired officers. I’d say about 8 out of 10 are Trumpy. Academy grads, fighter pilots, etc.. Educated people who are very smart in their field, but not so much about the ways of the world.
  23. Your Mom
    If they did that for everyone, every flight would be late. There is somebody running for the airplane and barely missing it or barely making almost every flight every day. It’s a bigger picture than just you. There are probably other tight connections that are in jeopardy on the next flight. Or a crew close to timing out. Or an ATC takeoff window that has to be met. Or just the downline schedule that has to be caught back up to to keep the rest of the day on time or as close as possible. Every delay causes more delays down the line. One family getting on isn’t worth jacking up the rest of the day. And the days of making up time in the air have been gone for many years now. The airspace is just too busy for that.
  24. Your Mom
    A good start.
  25. Your Mom
    You’re an idiot. Perfectly sane people commit violence all the time. Being crazy and being evil are two completely different things.

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