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Your Mom

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  1. Been meaning to get out there. Never been. I recently learned they have gun ranges there too. I camp and mountain bike at a place up not far from there. A stop in on the way home would make for a pretty good weekend.
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    Phatterson

    Fixed
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    RIP Meat Loaf

    He's taking a pretty big lead out there, almost daring him to try and pick him off. The pitcher glances over, winds up, and it's bunted, bunted down the third base line, the suicide squeeze is on! Here he comes, squeeze play, it's gonna be close, holy cow, I think he's gonna make it!
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    RIP Meat Loaf

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    RIP Meat Loaf

    See post #25, 9:30-10:00
  6. Maybe some of you are tighter with your doctor than the rest of us and there's nothing wrong with that, but the finger up the ass isn't really as necessary anymore. My doc says he hasn't done that in years, it's all PSA test now. The CDC agrees. But ya'll carry on with your freak selves.
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    Phatterson

    Give Me a Phat Beat is the greatest thing that has ever graced our Jumbotron. Haters can fuck right off. They should still play it today.
  8. The location doesn’t sound quite right but the description sounds like Hyde Park Grill. If so, it’s still there. That was the genesis of the peak of my post-divorce dating. Met a UT senior there for a tinder date when I was in my early 40’s and spent one glorious summer banging her. Life is still good but it certainly went downhill from there.
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    Phatterson

    All fax no printer.
  10. I find myself at Hobby airport once a week and the best thing I do in that neighborhood is get the fuck away from it as quickly as possible.
  11. The only thing more annoying than the hard-core Apple fan boys are the douchebag panties-in-a-wad iPhone haters.
  12. No I'm YOUR Mom. I got it from you.
  13. I make a monthly trip to goodwill. Sometimes I just start noticing a little more clutter and I just start boxing shit up. If I haven’t worn it or used it in the last year I get rid of it. If it costs me a little money by having to buy something later on that I otherwise would’ve still had, oh well… it’s money well spent. My dad is a lifelong collector. In his later years he’s trying to cull all his crap and is constantly trying to unload stuff on me. I don’t even spare his feelings anymore because I hate having a bunch of shit. I just tell him “that’s cool dad but if you give it to me I’m throwing it away.”
  14. I got It from my son a couple weeks ago. If I hadn’t tested positive I’m not sure I would’ve been convinced I had it. Light chills, just a touch of headache, and a little congestion. A couple Advil a couple times a day took care of any discomfort.
  15. I’ve been Guadalajara a few times. It’s a massive city of at least a few million. I’m sure there’s some cool areas there but mostly it’s just a huge city. Copper Canyon isn’t far from there and it’s pretty interesting.
  16. I’ve had good times in Guanajuato and San Luis Potosí. Old towns, street markets, cafes on the plaza, great food, etc… I wouldn’t call them hidden gems but it’s a taste of real Mexico that the beach resort tourists don’t see. Of course there’s San Miguel de Allende but it’s pretty overrun with white expats.
  17. The panel charges a lithium iron phosphate battery that powers my refrigerator. And plenty of room for the lady friend.
  18. End up at La Mota 1 again. I looked around at other spots but all the good spots were taken and we like Mota. It’s about 2 hours from the pavement. Spent the first night at Upper Madera right there on 170, for convenience after getting in late. Had a great breakfast in Terlingua then headed out into the park the next morning. Perfect weather. Lows in the upper 30s, highs in the upper 60s.
  19. Saw this cool Bronco this morning in South Austin. Just got back from Big Bend RSP with my rig.
  20. Anybody interested in owning this chest? I bought it thinking it would be a good box for camp kitchen gear and food, or at least much cooler than a basic plastic bin. It’s made to carry medical supplies. I bought it on E-Bay. It is WAY too big for what I need and it’s heavy and a hassle to open and close. The cool factor isn’t enough to make me use it and it’s taking up space in my garage. It’s big. Maybe 20” x 32” x 18”. Just a guess. Can measure when I get home. It has a nifty divider to separate the top and bottom halves. It doesn’t appear to be very old to me. I doubt it’s of any historical significance other that being a cool manly looking olive drab box. I’d take any reasonable offer on it. I can’t remember what I paid for it. Located in South Austin and I drive to Houston fairly often.
  21. I don’t feel that strongly about it but I can understand that view.
  22. I bet that hot tub was 20k of it. Why don’t more people do a separate above-ground hot tub off to the side? Just aesthetics? The hot tubs you can buy for 4-10k look a lot more comfortable than a gunite one. My pool guy says they can’t build one that competes with the above-ground models, other than in looks.
  23. They are out there, nobody cares. The time when people gave a shit about things like having shown your tits on the internet has passed. It doesn’t even move the needle in terms of creating a scandal now. If anything it would probably give her a bump in popularity when she played the revenge porn/ body shaming card and became a victim over it.
  24. I’ve always assumed someone shoved a bat up their ass. Richard Gere style.
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