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  1. Your Mom
    I’m shocked another shitbag politician is getting off with a slap on the wrist. https://www.kvue.com/article/news/politics/ken-paxton-securities-fraud-case-deal-pre-trial-diversion-mowery-wice/269-f19f61e0-c896-48a5-bece-bf74954877b9
  2. Your Mom
    The only thing that was bungled was the collective actions of millions of nosy gossip mongers who mistakenly thought they were entitled to know her whereabouts and all the goings-on that were none of their fucking business until she wanted it to be. Yeah, she chose this life in the limelight but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t deserve some time away without explaining it to the whole world.
  3. Your Mom
    What do I need to know about solar filters for the eclipse. I’ll be in the zone of totality and I’ve read some about exposure techniques and that I need a filter. Just any full aperture solar filter? Or is there something else I need to consider?
  4. Your Mom
    That’s some thing I’m looking into as well. If you don’t find a good answer here I’m about to go post the same question on the photography thread if it’s not there already.
  5. Your Mom
    And good luck with an UberEats driver finding any fava beans or a nice Chianti.
  6. Your Mom
    They use high speed trains to knock them off the tracks. Works great on deer, pigs, hippies, etc…
  7. Your Mom
    That money’s gonna help make a lot of beds.
  8. Your Mom
    Even if they were the right color of orange they are ugly as shit. They ought to come with jorts and a cellphone belt clip.
  9. Your Mom
    Texas Strong!
  10. Your Mom
    Was your art teacher also the biggest heroin producer around Lake of the Ozarks. And did his batshit crazy wife offer some ice cold lemonade to any students?
  11. Your Mom
    I was gonna post a joke about getting scammed by Riff Raff from Rocky Horror but then I googled the rapper and it turns out the Rocky Horror version looks a lot more trustworthy that Riff Raff from the mean streets of Katy, TX.
  12. Your Mom
    We are here now. Just went up the Tower at 9:30. No line whatsoever for the stairs. Short line for the elevator. Stairs are the way. An average person should be able to get to each level in 5-6 minutes without trying to go fast. We are in an apartment between the Tower and Invalids. Great location. Lots of markets nearby for baguettes, meat, and fruit for a quick meal at the apartment. Several casual meals at neighborhood restaurants and brasseries. Notre Dame this afternoon. Then the train to the coast for the next 3 days.
  13. Your Mom
    The name Riff Raff was the first red flag.
  14. Your Mom
    All signs pointing toward the brother’s ex wife.
  15. Your Mom
    "Call G-reg!"
  16. Your Mom
    Yep. I’ve been popping in and out a little bit. I have no desire to watch it all day every day, but after each big jump lately I’ve been getting out and then getting back in at the next days dip. Got out yesterday at 1136 and back in today at 998. Other than a few excursions like that I’m keeping this at least through the next earnings release.
  17. Your Mom
    SMCI was just added to the S&P 500 and is currently going nuts after hours. 19% so far. How far do I ride this thing?
  18. Your Mom
    What did y’all think it was gonna look like? The greatest magicians in the world got nothing on the designers of spanx, lululemon, and the rest of modern day women’s workout apparel.
  19. Your Mom
    Better bring your A game. He’s a great athlete and I doubt he tires easily.
  20. Your Mom
    The scroll tattoo is a nice touch. I assume it’s an unabridged version of War and Peace.
  21. Your Mom
    I hope this doesn’t happen because I don’t need to hear my dad saying, “See?!! I told you it would come in handy one day!”
  22. Your Mom

    Texas Primaries

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    Her opponent probably laughs at that and claims to only be descended from winners.
  23. Your Mom
    I like Erin and Rod together but not enough to listen everyday. I’d usually find the podcast once or twice a week if I’m gonna be in the car for a while but that’s about it. I’m going to need a new Longhorn podcast for next football season. Have no need for any sports talk until then. I haven’t been excited about any of the others I’ve found so far.
  24. Your Mom
    Dinner at Perini Ranch. Other than that, the only thing I’ve ever done in Abilene is keep driving.
  25. Your Mom
    Yeah, I know, I guess it’s just surprising to me that there’s a market for bullshit like that under the guise of current events. Not related to the person who posted it here, just that it exists at all.

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