Everything posted by DougO
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
One rock at a time. Keep pluggin'...
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Yeah, very good chance he's a flukey player that had a great year. Both he and Diggs have their Achilles heal type issues, despite having shown good production overall. But yeah, Jerry had no problem just dropping another bigass contract, almost as to send Parsons and his agent a final FU message.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Could get fun if we get real DeGrom and not Gopher-ball DeGrom today.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
And the sleezy fakeass injury bullshit. Fuck that guy, and fuck Parsons for going along with it. Just be a man and stand your ground the right way.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
No. Not what I was saying. But he was definitely playing up the whole emotional thing. He could have handled getting a negotiation going if he really cared about what Micah wanted, other than money.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Helman is the glue in the middle of this shit sandwich.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I still have the Cowboys to live for. Furk...
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Hell no, I never was shit to begin with.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
LOL, pretty obvious that career Cowboys apologist Broadass isn't working for the Cowboys any more. Worst scouting mind in the business. But he finally makes a decent point. Except for the Parcells stuff, the Big Flounder was a bloated has-been when he was here, too. It was his fault the Cowboys couldn't get past Seattle.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
The gut punches and the punchlines from this will continue for ages. Just wait until the next Cowboys star with the same agent is ready for a new deal. Jerry won't deal with him, it will go about the same. Shitty. Micah seems to have sort of a child-like mentality. He got manipulated by Jerry thinking they were all in and agreeing to a handshake deal, being a Cowboy for life like he wanted. Then he got manipulated by his agent to stage this tantrum hold-in bullshit so he could put on the squeeze for a deal that sounds more impressive, but probably not that much different. Neither Jerry or Micah got what they really wanted. The team didn't get what they wanted, some false hope of relevance and thinking Jerry cares about them and will take care of them. Probably half of them are counting the days until they can walk for more money and a better situation. The other half are scrubs or has-beens just happy to get a check for having a star on their hat. Cowboys fans get fucked again, losing any hope of being less shitty for any reasonable period of time.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He may get credit for future Packers Superbowls.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Heck, it worked with Rowdy. Maybe that's the winning formula for this year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
He's a tweener because they made him a tweener. He is a linebacker that can rush the pass like a mofo. But he never should have been a full time DE. He should be making plays all over the field, like he did earlier in his career. It wore him down physically having to constantly play through contact and double teams. They fucked all that up. But he's still a future hall of famer. And that's way freakin' cheap for a future hall of famer who is probably less than half way through his career, and to a team that has already had the Cowboys' number for the last 20 years.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
They would have done better to just tell Micah he's not getting a new contract this season. He can play or hold out and be fined, whatever. Then they declare him their franchise player and he signs his deal with somebody else and the Cowboys still get two first round picks compensation. Hall of fame player just shit way for virtually nothing.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Parsons is going to be the most valuable non QB in the league. They got jack shit for him. It's moronic to even not think of letting it go on longer, get more teams involved in bidding, or test whether Parsons really wants to play or not. Once again, the Cowboys lead the league in getting the least fucking value for any asset they have, or any opportunity. Over and over and over again, just soooo consistently bad. They definitely would have gotten a way better deal if they had two brain cells to rub together among the Jones mafia, and any remote instinct for deal making and working the system.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It's so pathetically dumb. He will never even be a decent backup. He just doesn't have the head or the feel for it. You can't fix that shit.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Parsons for the basic draft price of a Mazi Smith AND a Miron Guyton. Bargain!
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It isn't. There better be way more, or this better be bullshit, one or the other.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
I'd feel better about the deal of they threw in Mazi Smith.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
On the upside, Parsons' back is feeling a lot better now.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
This would seem legit grounds to have Jerry committed.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Still don't have a backup qb, eihter. Should have at least signed Easton Stick or some schlub that has shown better IQ than Milton.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
Or not. Hard to believe even Jerry is that stupid. Fudge doesn't have the draft capital to even think about doing a deal with them.
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Dallas Cowboys 2025 season thread: 8-9 and divine. The world according to Jerry
It's just the usual game of chicken. Pay no mind to rumors. This shit will be drawn out way too long.
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Texas Rangers 2025: Pitching has been fire. Bats not so much.
Don't worry, Seager and Eovaldi should be back in time for the ALCS or the World Series.