DougO

Rotten Tomatoes has always sucked ass. A bunch of smug hack critics and a bunch of fanboy cultists.

Not bad for a bunch of 80 year-olds, but if that's the best they've got for their first single I'm not all that jazzed up about the album. I think the Surly Music Club might be able to top it.

Is it too late to determine that Chapman failed his physical, therefore nullifying the trade?

Welcome back, Ian. It's like you never left.

So it's basically a home run derby for the Stros. That means their swings will get all messed up and they will go into a slump down the stretch. NFL starts in less than 2 days.

Man, they need a new young hot shot starter. Time to bring up Cole Ragans. Oh wait...

Nice of Otto and Sborz to give the Astros a couple innings of free batting practice.

Ha! Soooo gooood! Glen otto be coaching high school baseball.

It's like getting a fried rat in your Popeye's chicken 50 percent of the time but you still keep going back. Because when it's good, it's soooo good.

Fuck this bullpen in the goatass.

Ottomatic.

Corey is such a badass. MPV that MF. His team is actually in playoff contention.

Dammit, just a pussyass way to give up 3 runs...so far.

My Vox AC15 is pretty much my coffee table. At least I'm getting some kind of use out of it.

I have like $64 worth of MF points I want to burn before they yank them away.

Yes, typically they put a lot of crap out there, then sneak in something good at some random hour.

Predictably, musiciansfriend is having a Stupid Deal of the HOUR today. They don't show all the expired deals any more, so it requires regular checking if you're in a bargain buying mood.

If it weren't for climate change none of us would be here in the first place. It's probably just time for us to be wiped out and replaced by higher forms that aren't such gaping pussies.

Blinngineers?

Rangers were doing a pretty good job building until they invested way too much crazy money on the olds and risky injury prone guys. You do that stuff on the cheap, not with the future of your franchise. They have done really well with some reclamation projects and rejects that produced better than expected. Then they piss it all away on a pipe dream and piss away younger prospects that become All Stars with other teams.

I'm doing football tonight and can't watch the Rangers, so that should help add some potential good fortune to the good guys.

But Rage totally fucking sucks other than a couple of songs I can rock to. And Morello is a massive douche and I don't like his guitar playing, and he can't sing a lick.

I just like the music I like for the music. I couldn't give two shits for their political beliefs. If they express themselves in a musical way I can enjoy I can dig it. About 99% of great popular musicians aren't particularly good lyric writers anyway, and the ones that are often aren't particularly good musicians. The verbal part of the song is more like another musical instrument to me. If the lyrics are great, that's a bonus.

MF stupid deal of the day. Gretsch Guitars G5427T Electromatic Hollowbody Single-Cut Flame Maple Top With Bigsby Limited-Edition Electric Guitar Orange Stain Gretsch Guitars G5427T Electromatic Hollowbody Single-Cut Flame Maple Top With Bigsby Limited-Edition Electric Guitar Orange Stain The G5427T Electromatic is a no-nonsense classical hollowbody electric guitar, designed to deliver bold, dynamic and articulate Gretsch sound. The Electromatic features a laminated flame maple top and body with a trestle block bracing that helps reduce unwanted feedback. Coupled with FT-5E Filter’Tron pickups, this hollowbody’s voice explodes with huge, full-bodied punch, classic chime and enhanced presence, clarity and note definition. A classic C-shaped maple neck offers a comfortable playing feel for improved performance. Get more from your tone with its ample sound-shaping tools, including a versatile upgraded control layout, including master volume with a treble bleed circuit, master tone, individual pickup volume controls and a three-position tone switch. Additional features include a smaller, late-50s G6120 bound headstock, Graph Tech NuBone nut, pearloid Neo-Classic thumbnail inlays, secured Adjusto-Matic bridge and Bigsby B60 vibrato tailpiece. Was: Regular Price $899.99Savings: Your Savings $300.00Your Price $599.99

Well, that seems like a shitass trade.