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DougO

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  1. I like this New England team, but their strength of schedule is by far the worst in the league at .374. Holy shit, I don't remember ever seeing one that weak this deep into the season.
  2. Current position of their two first round picks as the standings are today would give Dallas the 14th and 23rd picks.. Shouldn't be too far from that at the end. Better not blow those, because the rest of that draft is pretty gutted. I can see them, and probably should, trade the later one down to pick up a couple of extra picks somewhere between the 2nd and 4th rounds.
  3. Truth. Is Dak a mediocre qb? Maybe. He don't play on the worst defense in NFL history. He can't play offensive tackle for himself on both shitty sides while he's standing in the pocket. Get any qb you want.
  4. I'm not sure Jerry's tired stupid ass will even fire EffnPuss.
  5. They were gonna call time out anyway, and the 2 minute warning was up. Actually it was about three months ago.
  6. Looks like the ball was actually sliding out before his ass hit.
  7. Oh well, better for the draft pick if they continue to shit themselves.
  8. Every shitty team they play has their best game of the year, like it's their Superbowl.
  9. Such a frustrating game. It's like the first 6 weeks Cowboys again. Moving the ball, but so inconsistent finishing drives. Defense makes a play or two, but overall just suck shit.
  10. Parsons may have a torn ACL, which sucks for him. I like the dude. But it makes the Cowboys trade look a little better...so far. Fudge needs to flame out to improve that draft pick. Love is overrated.
  11. Parsons may have a torn ACL?
  12. Four team divisions is bullshit.
  13. Get a cage full of chickens, a football square board underneath and feed them nothing but Cheez-it's. Chicken-Cheez-it Bingo.
  14. Maybe you can get Quintin Jammer to be the guest host. https://www.totalprosports.com/nfl/former-nfl-star-randomly-reveals-he-played-sht-face-drunk-for-half-a-season/
  15. Thread is invalid without 8-track. Paul McCartney - Ram.
  16. Not coming, but for bbq, a smoked meat loaf with crushed cheese-its for binder would work. Maybe sprinkle some on top when it is done.
  17. I just watch and wait. But it's never hard to root against the fecals.
  18. Jerry could hire a couple of his favorite skanks to get Pickens drunk and touch a boob inappropriately (totally by accident) and knock off another few million. Not much left to root for except Packers opponents to help that other draft pick move up a little. Go Bears!
  19. It's a shame they couldn't' have beaten the shitass Cardinals or they would still be alive. That was a horrible loss. I'm OK not making the playoffs, because it was highly unlikely anyway. But they now look like a borderline playoff team quality wise. Cowboys are currently sitting at 13 and 27 with their first round picks. They need to keep refining their game and competing, but they also should be developing young players as much as possible. Don't risk a worse injury with Ceedee if he's cleared. Start Flournoy next week and keep polishing him and even get Mingo more time, though his Cowboys future is almost certainly coming to an end. What a wasted pick that was. Activate Blue and have him return kicks to see if he can replace Turpin and his contract. The young defensive guys are already getting more time, so hopefully they can avoid injury and keep getting better. It has been fun for the last few weeks. I keep thinking if they had just squeaked into the playoffs, maybe won a first round game, it would be a classic NFL Films kind of year for a comeback story. Shame they couldn't pull it off, but it's OK. It's gonna be tough to fill remaining needs going into next year. I doubt if they kick efferpus to the curb and get a higher end DC. So it will probably go back to being the usual first round playoff choke kick in the balls, or a major injury or two that shits all over the season.
  20. Nice of you to step aside to late them get a first down.
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