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DougO

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  1. It's just a really shittass world, ain't it? Just horrible. Going way back to "Meathead." Classic.
  2. Sounds similar to my brief encounter with Johnny Unitas. The only time in my life I have ever really been starstruck. I was standing right next to Johnny Fn' Unitas! Johnny - "Smart football team..." Me - "Yeah...ha...you can tell."
  3. Suck it, Goodell.
  4. I really didn't like the 59 yard field goal attempt. I knew he would miss it, and that was pretty much the game, giving them the field position. Cowboys battled field position all night due to Vikes key punts and their own penalties. Their best chance to was to punt, keep them from driving the whole field, and get the ball back in a one-score game. Or gamble bigger and go for it. A field goal lead wasn't going to hold up. Probably Schott's worst game management. The offense suffered when Javonte went out. Having that more consistent running game with occasional nice chunks was huge. If he was in the whole game it would have made difference. Back end of the defense is just wet toilet paper. Maybe some of it is shitty scheming. Definitely need some back end guys and linebackers, and a bigger edge setting DE would be nice.
  5. I like this New England team, but their strength of schedule is by far the worst in the league at .374. Holy shit, I don't remember ever seeing one that weak this deep into the season.
  6. Current position of their two first round picks as the standings are today would give Dallas the 14th and 23rd picks.. Shouldn't be too far from that at the end. Better not blow those, because the rest of that draft is pretty gutted. I can see them, and probably should, trade the later one down to pick up a couple of extra picks somewhere between the 2nd and 4th rounds.
  7. Truth. Is Dak a mediocre qb? Maybe. He don't play on the worst defense in NFL history. He can't play offensive tackle for himself on both shitty sides while he's standing in the pocket. Get any qb you want.
  8. I'm not sure Jerry's tired stupid ass will even fire EffnPuss.
  9. They were gonna call time out anyway, and the 2 minute warning was up. Actually it was about three months ago.
  10. Looks like the ball was actually sliding out before his ass hit.
  11. Oh well, better for the draft pick if they continue to shit themselves.
  12. Every shitty team they play has their best game of the year, like it's their Superbowl.
  13. Such a frustrating game. It's like the first 6 weeks Cowboys again. Moving the ball, but so inconsistent finishing drives. Defense makes a play or two, but overall just suck shit.
  14. Parsons may have a torn ACL, which sucks for him. I like the dude. But it makes the Cowboys trade look a little better...so far. Fudge needs to flame out to improve that draft pick. Love is overrated.
  15. Parsons may have a torn ACL?
  16. Four team divisions is bullshit.
  17. Get a cage full of chickens, a football square board underneath and feed them nothing but Cheez-it's. Chicken-Cheez-it Bingo.
  18. Maybe you can get Quintin Jammer to be the guest host. https://www.totalprosports.com/nfl/former-nfl-star-randomly-reveals-he-played-sht-face-drunk-for-half-a-season/
  19. Thread is invalid without 8-track. Paul McCartney - Ram.
  20. Not coming, but for bbq, a smoked meat loaf with crushed cheese-its for binder would work. Maybe sprinkle some on top when it is done.
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