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DougO

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  1. Y'all ever hear this old joke? A Texan goes to Hell. Devil notices he's not even sweating. He asks him how he's taking it so well." Texan: "Man, this is just like those Spring afternoons in Lockhart next to the barbecue pit!"" Devil cranks up the heat. Cauldrons are boiling over, little demons bursting into flames. Devil: "How do you like that, bitch?" Texan: "Awesome! It reminds me of those magical summer days on my grandpappy's ranch in McAllen!" Devil thinks on it a minute and figures, "Ah, these Texans are used to the heat. I'll make it super cold!" All the Cauldrons get iced over, pitchforks sticking to the little demons hands, lava turns into snowy avalanches. Texan: "WOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAA!!! Devil is all like, "What the fuck man?" Texan: "The TEXAS RANGERS JUST WON THE MOTHERFUCKIN' WORLD SERIES!" Can't tell that one no more.
  2. Of course. Chapman and Sborz are always automatic. Glad LePew didn't have to come in. LOL
  3. The Texas Rangers become the first team in MLB history to win a world series while still being shitty! I'll take it.
  4. Who had Sborz finishing the World Series clincher? I love this team. What a story. Should be a movie. Nobody would believe it.
  5. Semien spurts!
  6. Only missed it by one batter. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  7. Let's keep it going... Jank fixin' to yank.
  8. Holy shit...
  9. Johah fixin' to hit a whale.
  10. Good start.
  11. Next three up 0-8. I have a good feeling. Jung is due.
  12. Rangers have become Chapman proof. This shit is over.
  13. Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.
  14. Not what I had in mind.
  15. Time for Nate to be Great.
  16. Only 83 pitches. What a pussy.
  17. We're good. I love it. Snek doin' all this work and got jack to show for it. Rangers about to break some shit out.
  18. Smoltz is saying too much good stuff about Texas. Time to worry?
  19. I stopped by Spec's to get some celebratory hooch for the impending moment, but they didn't have anything I really wanted. That might be the thing that locks it up. I guess it will be Fresca and pineapple sparkling water.
  20. Obviously, I would be thrilled to death if Texas could put this shit away tonight and be world champs. But there is a little part of me that wishes the journey could continue on a bit longer.
  21. Burn some more of their arms.
  22. Seager starts the next rally, get those runs back.
  23. Nice shot, Sideshow Bob.
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