Everything posted by DougO
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Semien spurts!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Only missed it by one batter. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Let's keep it going... Jank fixin' to yank.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Holy shit...
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Johah fixin' to hit a whale.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Yes.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Good start.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Next three up 0-8. I have a good feeling. Jung is due.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Rangers have become Chapman proof. This shit is over.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Imagine if Chapman recorded the World Series clinching win. That would be appropriate.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Not what I had in mind.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Time for Nate to be Great.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Only 83 pitches. What a pussy.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Yes...
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
We're good. I love it. Snek doin' all this work and got jack to show for it. Rangers about to break some shit out.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Smoltz is saying too much good stuff about Texas. Time to worry?
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
I stopped by Spec's to get some celebratory hooch for the impending moment, but they didn't have anything I really wanted. That might be the thing that locks it up. I guess it will be Fresca and pineapple sparkling water.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Obviously, I would be thrilled to death if Texas could put this shit away tonight and be world champs. But there is a little part of me that wishes the journey could continue on a bit longer.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Burn some more of their arms.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Seager starts the next rally, get those runs back.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Nice shot, Sideshow Bob.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Damn, now getting Chapmaned seems like a possibility.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Randy Galloway is the Keith Richards of sports columnist/talkers. He also may be on the same diet as Keith.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Great symmetry with Reggie, except Reggie was kind of a shitty fielder.
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Texas Rangers 2023 - They're Still Shitty?
Perhaps a fluke encounter from the beam of a radar gun.