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Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Trade Turpin.
Trade Steele.
Trade Aubrey.
Trade Javonte Williams.
Trade any four of the 5 or 6 edge players that were going to replace Parsons.
Trade Kenny Clark.
Trade them all for any kind of picks that can be used on a fucking defense.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Give me a Turpin to the Seahawks for a 5th round pick.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Williams fumbled away my fantasy win, too.
Fuck all things associated with football.
Fuck it all to hell.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Fuck this shit.
Season over.
When does baseball season start?
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Hopefully, they are in the process of trading Terrance Steele. As unlikely as that may be.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
It's all about fantasy stats now. I'm still fucked.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Not really a good idea to just shit away 6 points by making bad decisions.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
New superstar DT Walter Nolan, who I was stumping for in the draft, was taken four picks after Dallas drafted a fucking guard.
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LOL. RIght tackle move early, too.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Refs and Cowboys DC should be executed immediately.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Going to my lucky zero sugar yogurt now. Last hope...
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Refs stink like ass. He was obviously running to the boundry, was not deterred.
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OK, longass field goal try coming up.
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Another hold on the left side. Easy call. Not called.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Three feet of jersey some how extended from behind Kenny, yet no holding. Hmmm...
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Offense can't score.
Defense can't stop anything.
Turn it over to special teams to fix this shit.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Just fucking fire Matt AnalFloss now, please.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Score another win for the grumpy old farts. Amazing how many TV users don't know about that stuff that gets you free programming.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Refs have their own definition of holding. Barely touched the guy, while AZ OL is tacking dudes.
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Nice coverage there Bland.
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
Gonna get a penalty for tackling with both arms.
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Wow, a freakin' sack? And not called back? Whoa!
Dallas Cowboys MNF Thread
LBs and safeties seem so slow to react to the run.
Home
DougO
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