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housious

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  1. Probably a dumb question, but I don't feel like reading through 591 pages of comments. Is it realistic that the Astros can re-sign Cole with the way he's pitching? Will they have to ship other talent elsewhere to make room for him? Have they been in the luxury tax in past?
  2. If I was homeless, I'd accept venmo payments. In fact, I'd just write a funny slogan on a sign and list my venmo email address. Who even carries cash these days anyway?
  3. Check out a Knicks preseason game
  4. I don’t know about all that, but if the Astros can win game 1 they will definitely be in a good spot.
  5. Cole seems like he’s good at throwing a baseball
  6. They could win 150 games and sweep the postseason and nobody would show up
  7. Thank god for the first 5 at bats. This would be a shit show without those.
  8. Put Derek Fisher in a Chinese prison and let's just chalk all of this up to a misunderstanding
  9. There was that one game against the Bills
  10. Glenn Davis and Mike Scott were my favorite baseball players when I was a kid. I don't keep up with the regular season these days, but my dad would make the three hour drive to the Astrodome for games 5 or 6 times a year. Needless to say, disappointment is the norm. That said, the Astros are winning tonight.
  11. Keep selling yourself on one, I'll sit here and laugh
  12. I don't see how anyone could remain sober enough to make this work
  13. Law enforcement: Excuse me sir, are you a drug dealer by chance? Dude that got murdered: Why yes, actually, I currently sell marijuana by the pound. Thanks for asking! Yeah, I'm sure that was going to happen.
  14. Republicans in congress will bail on Trump as soon as it makes sense to politically. We're closer to that point now than ever before.
  15. Am I drunk? Or are you drunk? Are we both drunk? Wtf are you talking about?
  16. We could multiply our score by one billion and still lose
  17. You could probably get nosebleed seats for five bucks though
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