Post Oak

So did Adolis.

They fuckin wish.

Evan Grant - 5 off-season questions

What a great call by the announcer.

A Haunting in Venice. On Hulu. My favorite of the Branagh Hercule Poirot movies so far. Not great but I enjoyed it more than Orient Express and it was light years better than the Nile abomination. Very creepy and startling. Venice and the palazzo are the best characters imo. Worth a watch.

I like String. Seems like he's halfway decent. But this is funny.

Ok. I'll watch the movie. Thanks

Haha

How's the book? I have it on my list but haven't read it yet.

They don't ask how, they ask how many.

Gracias

And Sumlin did it on the sauce.

Is that a Criquet polo? Like it? Is it lightweight enough to wear in 100 degrees.

I like that Sark is aggressive. The last thing I want is another fucking turtle. But man, it sure does seem like it would make sense especially with a backup QB to take the points whenever you can.

Kick the FG

Levi's great. Ranger fans are lucky to have such a good group of guys covering this team. RIP Richard Durrett

Chapman will be a FA. I wouldn't hate bringing him back on a 1 year deal if he's not an asshole in the clubhouse. He'll be useful during 162. I was listening to KLaws pod yesterday and he said he wouldn't be surprised if Langford is ready when they break camp however they'll probably make him wait unless there's an injury. Antoine Kelly is a RP in AAA that I was surprised they didn't call up in Sept. He throws hard and has a funky crossbody delivery. He should be an option this year in the pen .

Bring me Ohtani.

Adolis is baba yaga. The boogeyman? Not exactly. Adolis is who we sent to kill the boogeyman.

Shoresy S2 is out and it's excellent. Letterkenny final season is thanksgiving

My first game was in the old Arlington Stadium in like 91. I went with my little league team after our season. We saw them play the Tigers. Before the game we were in our seats watching warmups and Sparky Anderson is in the outfield talking to some players and coaches. He's got a bucket of balls. Before he heads to the dugout a group of us get his attention and he comes over to talk and sign a few autographs. He takes a handful of balls signs them and then tosses them up to all the people around us. There's a small girl in the group of fans and he tried to make sure she got a ball. First one he tosses up, she drops and it falls between the bleachers and the outfield wall. He's got one ball left and he tells everyone around to let her catch it everyone says ok. I'm standing next to her and I know that as soon as that ball is thrown I'm gonna make a play on it. I do and as I have it in my hands and older guy had the same idea as me and he knocks it out of my hand and it falls. Sparky Anderson loses his ever loving shit over this and proceeds to curse out a 12 year old me like I ran over his dog. Nobody has ever spoken to me like that before or really since. The MFd me up one side and down the other. I'm 12. I dont know how long it lasted but 30seconds or so. I looked over and my best friend looked like I was heading to the executioner. I sat there in a daze the rest of the game. Don't know who won. Go Rangers.

He's just like us. A goddamn idiot

My "no's" are always "fuck off"

Marcus wins Marvin Miller Man of the Year award.