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ztejas

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  1. It takes a lot of guts to come out and admit that you have no sense of humor and/or might be retarded.
  2. It's not like any of those parts are getting less expensive. What would be the point in selling it? That rig will hold up for another 5 years easy probably.
  3. Wow what an original and fresh take. I'm so glad you posted this here. Do you have a newsletter we could maybe subscribe to? iirc Nansen is calling the D with Muschamp "observing".
  4. I think he's only missed like 2 games so far, too (knock on wood). And he's still an elite man defender. Points list update. Giving him 25 a night he will catch Wilt in 8 games, Dirk in 14 games, and MJ in 43 (doable this season if he can play ~70 games).
  5. It's not Utah's "trash". I doubt Utah fans really wanted him gone.
  6. Oh my God that's such a classic episode. Doesn't he have to start drinking while he's envenomed so the withdrawals don't kill him?
  7. There ya go. Right out of the Kiffin dog playbook.
  8. No no... this just reopens the investigation. "Oh shit so it was a white player that knocked her up"
  9. Holy fuck can y'all do this in the Mavs or AD thread? I've read this same Brunson shit 20 times at this point. Let's do Simms/Applewhite while we're at it.
  10. Good stuff (as always) from Lowe and Goldsberry. Especially for any of the more casual fans that are just now tuning in or want a deeper dive on the matchup.
  11. What happened to the cute golfer?
  12. Arch needs to be used to playing more than 12 games in a season.
  13. It actually does show up on the "stats" sheet. He was a team-worst -33.
  14. Also the delay of game wasn't a tech on Ant - it's a team technical. He double T'ed Ant after the Divencenzo foul.
  15. I guess we were watching a different game because you apparently missed the part where Foster initially blew a whistle on a play that didn't need one, got the foul wrong and then forced Adelman to challenge. Even if he gets calls "right" he makes every game about himself by turning it into a dramatic, inconsistent officiating display. The foul call on Divencenzo was late as fuck and then he T'ed up Ant after he blew yet another late whistle. He's a fucking clown.
  16. Scott Foster really needs to go unalive himself. I'm not sure if Minny really got hosed or not but Foster has fucked up this entire OT with late whistles and small penis behavior. Dude Foster has turned this into a fucking clownshow. Like he always does.
  17. The chick calling this game fucking sucks. Pbp guy isn't much better. I guess they run thin on crews when it's like 5 straight games.
  18. Gobert is selling the shit out of this game lol.
  19. He's actually so fucking disgusting. Reopen the SGA debate. I'm sorry.
  20. Holy fucking shit.
  21. Crazy ending in Denver.
  22. I figured it was your wife's boyfriend.
  23. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    OU added some random dude, also. https://247sports.com/college/oklahoma/article/sooners-add-russian-big-man-kiril-elatontsev-267719905/ How the fuck is anyone supposed to care about regular season college basketball with this shit going on?
  24. The rest is whatever. The Marty Supreme shit is fucking absurd. Why does every movie that Chalamet is in need to be force fed down everyone's throats? Is he running for president in '28?
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