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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. Can I give Sark points for dressing better than either of these chodes on the sidelines?
  2. His gay arm sleeve is like a monkey's paw.
  3. Sochan is shot here. He needs to go somewhere else. Still love the kid and I'll root for him, but it's time.
  4. Soooooo the Spurs might be nasty. Might be time to hedge some OKC repeat bets.
  5. Wemby is fucking retarded. Off the glass to himself to earn a trip to the line. AND HOW ABOUT THAT D VASSELL!!!!
  6. Feels like DV is hopefully turning a corner. More aggression and confidence less playing like a bitch the past few weeks. He's always had the skillset.
  7. Just flipped over. Should have just been watching this from the start of this evening. We might be pretty good, guys. W3MBY
  8. Also shout out to Georgia for playing like a bunch of fucking pussies against these guys yet again and letting them in the playoff. Be nice to see that version of Georgia against Texas.
  9. Mateer's arm sleeve is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Also it's incredible that the committee put this fraud Bama team in over ND and Texas. Maybe start punishing shitty CCGs.
  10. Maqueer is right there but less PC I guess.
  11. The patty melt that they served between like 2009 and 2015 was probably the greatest fast-food sandwich of all time.
  12. I'm on board with the rest of your comment but that's a bit much. Parker went 20/8/3 on 52/35/84 splits in '13 for a Finals team and finished 6th in MVP voting (he finished 5th the year before). Harper certainly has the tools to quickly be a better defender than TP ever was.
  13. I appreciate the Friday game. I have shit to do all day tomorrow unfortunately.
  14. Oh no not a Friday night for college football. Hopefully it doesn't offend y'all's puritan religion of smoking meth and losing welfare to the Cherokees.
  15. Two teams that Texas was better than. Whatever.
  16. Would love for him to figure it out. Still the most talented player I've ever seen from our pool.
  17. I don't know anything about this or who this is even from but it's brilliant.
  18. ztejas replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    I usually skip that part of the video.
  19. I thought we had talked about that in confidence?
  20. Is that a serious question?
  21. This is so much better than the football board.
  22. 30% off on steam until Jan 5th Time to fuck some kids up
  23. Yeah they almost did the same thing to us lmao. Well you don't have a point guard.
  24. A blue moon is actually 170 which is insane.
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