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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. Also shout out to Georgia for playing like a bunch of fucking pussies against these guys yet again and letting them in the playoff. Be nice to see that version of Georgia against Texas.
  2. Mateer's arm sleeve is the gayest thing I've ever seen. Also it's incredible that the committee put this fraud Bama team in over ND and Texas. Maybe start punishing shitty CCGs.
  3. Maqueer is right there but less PC I guess.
  4. The patty melt that they served between like 2009 and 2015 was probably the greatest fast-food sandwich of all time.
  5. I'm on board with the rest of your comment but that's a bit much. Parker went 20/8/3 on 52/35/84 splits in '13 for a Finals team and finished 6th in MVP voting (he finished 5th the year before). Harper certainly has the tools to quickly be a better defender than TP ever was.
  6. I appreciate the Friday game. I have shit to do all day tomorrow unfortunately.
  7. Oh no not a Friday night for college football. Hopefully it doesn't offend y'all's puritan religion of smoking meth and losing welfare to the Cherokees.
  8. Two teams that Texas was better than. Whatever.
  9. Would love for him to figure it out. Still the most talented player I've ever seen from our pool.
  10. I don't know anything about this or who this is even from but it's brilliant.
  11. ztejas replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    I usually skip that part of the video.
  12. I thought we had talked about that in confidence?
  13. Is that a serious question?
  14. This is so much better than the football board.
  15. 30% off on steam until Jan 5th Time to fuck some kids up
  16. Yeah they almost did the same thing to us lmao. Well you don't have a point guard.
  17. A blue moon is actually 170 which is insane.
  18. I prefer a rye margarita.
  19. Scotch is 100 calories per 1.5 oz pour. Guessing a blue moon is like 150?
  20. Trae Young has been out all fucking season. Goes from OUT to playing 2 hours before tip. Think I'm done with fantasy basketball after this season. It's such a fucking clownshow attempting to not leave guys playing on the bench or on IR and vice versa. I guess if I was 17 again without real responsibilities and plugged into my phone 24 hours a day it would be chill.
  21. If someone asked me if I would prefer a blue moon or a 14 year old scotch I'd assume they had a mental disability.
  22. Vandy tuned us up in the 2H, too. Georgia moved the ball at will on some possessions. Kentucky moved the ball well but kept getting stood up on short-yardage situations. The secondary was pretty ass all season. Not sure I understand the firing fully but acting like the D wasn't at times part of the problem is silly.
  23. ztejas replied to Elvis's topic in Lulz
    Cards against Humanity or if that's too inappropriate apples to apples.
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