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ztejas

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  1. Not really. Wide open guys on every play. Can Quinn take advantage? He didn't on that drive Este
  2. Badass little intro and usually I think Common is a goofball.
  3. Is the coffee table shoved out of the way to prevent injury or property destruction or both?
  4. "He had Dillon Gabriel confused" Quinn confuses himself. Advantage: Horns
  5. That you took one of the greatest Simpsons lines of all time and inserted it flawlessly into a shitfest Texas basketball thread (I guess I should just say Texas basketball thread) deserves all of the rep ever. But you already knew that I liked you.
  6. Yes - Travis County told me to not post on the Surly football board for 6 days. Can we please reign this shit in and focus on cutting off Ryan Day's beard-dye supply.
  7. Aren't push-ups like the perfect exercise? What "opposing muscle" are you not strengthening by doing push-ups? Done correctly you are basically engaging your entire body. And @immamac stick with it dude. I'm tired and drunk but I saw this thread and hopped out of bed and fired 16 off. I could stand to be in much better shape - there aren't a lot of better ways to do it.
  8. I'm ready for the aliens to delete us, honestly. I bet they used to fuck with some Mongolian Beef and chicken lettuce wraps. They must also hate these PE fucks.
  9. This is great. Let's keep this nice and unhinged. This is the energy we need.
  10. I wasn't in rehab (this time) and I'll assure you that the rehabs that I've been to have been in-state and affordable.
  11. I take a little vacay from this site and I come back and there seems to be a lack of direction. Texas is about to run a fucking steam-train through this soft-ass, poser-ass tOSU team and then we're going to let ND know who their fucking daddy is. This national championship is ours - it's up to the coaches and the players to decide that they fucking want it. All anyone on this staff or this roster has to do is decide that they fucking want this shit and then show up and then do their fucking job and win this shit. I mean - fuck man. Like - fuck man. Let's go win a fucking national championship. Fuck all these losers. Hook 'em.
  12. I'm sorry - who wants who? fucking who? We have our hands full. We'll be lucky to win tomorrow. C'mon Jazz.
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