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ztejas

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  1. His parents named him Diego Paviiiiaaaaa. Which, of course, in Italian means a whale's vagina.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    See my edit. The point is that they don't consistently get to some level that Texas struggles to reach. I mean fucking Herman almost beat their 2019 NC team. And Kelly has just proven that you can fail to reach that standard there. Think what you want about Kelly being a bad fit - he isn't some dipshit that doesn't know how to coach football.
  3. Taaffe out last week had a pretty obvious impact imo. Not sure he's the best player on our D but along with MM I think he's the most important. Ant is a monster but feels like you could kind of cobble together some of his production if he was out. Taaffe isn't a lockdown-cover safety but he is vocal and and on-the-field leader and is really good against the run game. We just don't have anyone to replace what he brings. All that said - hopefully with the film from last week and a week of prep we get some better safety play this weekend and guys get a bit more comfortable. From the initial timeline I'm assuming he misses another game?
  4. This is some silly shit to worry about. If this was a concern it would have revealed itself on Saturday. This is a flawed team but they play hard for 4 quarters and play for each other. Yes. He's got wheels. I guess we'll see what his pocket-presence is like, though.
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    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Sure but it's a fine-line a lot of the time. Same for college basketball. Some teams have a ton of Final Fours without many titles, some teams bat like .800 once they make the Final Four. Texas has 4 NC-caliber seasons since LSU's 2007 title despite 13 years of desert-wandering. Including 2007, LSU has 2 titles and a NCG appearance (my bad - forgot they beat Bama in 2011 in reg season). They've made the CFP once. Texas is a better job. Who? The governor?
  6. I have Danny as the best verse on 1 Train. Not really any bad options, though.
  7. He wound up having a really nice game πŸ˜‚ I still don't trust that guy. Flagg is the mf truth. Y'all may need to tear it down to the studs and rebuild though. All of your timelines are jacked up.
  8. D Lo is fucking killing y'all. Such an unserious player.
  9. ztejas

    Brian Kelly to L$U

    Not right now. It was 5 years ago.
  10. I was not expecting any sort of switch to flip for KJ this season. This changes the calculus. This team may win 50 games.
  11. What did this guy wearing number 3 do with Keldon Johnson? Is he tied up somewhere? Do I need to alert authorities?
  12. So when is Fox going to be healthy?
  13. He was probably driving his wife crazy around the house.
  14. Hahaha I thought y'all looked different.
  15. OU above Texas in both polls is fucking ludicrous but who cares I guess.
  16. He did all of that shit while gambling and drinking and playing golf. He's the greatest player to ever touch a basketball. Two three-peats. With good but not great teams.
  17. Yeah it's called a points total league.
  18. That's how both college and the NFL work.
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    Niblett!

    That dude is such a fat douchebag. Love that Texas ripped his heart out today. I said very early this season while everyone was shitting on him that he was returning the ball well. Maybe game 3.
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    Niblett!

    My Niblett.
  21. These QB threads are wild. This kid was really fucking good today. He'd be even better if Wingo could catch the ball and Livingstone didn't tip-drill a pick. Like how many yards and TDs was he supposed to have today?
  22. Probably not. We're both alcoholics.
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