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ztejas

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  1. ztejas replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    They do good salads too. I find their pizza to be kind of sloppy. I like something lighter with a bit more crisp. Detroit style isn't my favorite but I like Jet's pretty well.
  2. https://www.outsports.com/2025/12/7/24123424/world-cup-2026-pride-match-fifa-seattle-egypt-republic-gay-lgbtq/
  3. What in the absolute fuck. That has to be AI.
  4. No that was fucking retarded.
  5. Lol wut? When is the last time Philly got called for that shit. Fucking clown league.
  6. They call time when the aggy sperm reaches the sheep's lower intestine.
  7. What did he say?
  8. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    SMU up to 39, aggy to 51 after today. Tech (19) kicked the shit out of LSU (40). SEC isn't shaping up to be quite as salty as last season so far. Probably helps the Horns.
  9. Down corn year. They polled the fans and it just wasn't in the budget.
  10. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    Our point guard tried to throw the game on both ends. I don't think aggy is going to be very good but that's still a nice win.
  11. ztejas replied to Derka's topic in Basketball
    I think I've lost half of my brain cells watching the 2H of this game. Poooooooor aggy
  12. ztejas replied to blacklab's topic in Austin
    Homeslice is mediocre but it's nowhere near "worst pizza ever". I'm fine with eating it when someone else pays for it.
  13. Oh so the Pro Bowl is just meaningless now? Some of us want to watch the 14th best quarterback in the NFL play 7 on 7 flag football in Hawaii.
  14. Agree. And they're both better than BYU.
  15. Probably because you clowns played two teams with a pulse all season, beat one of them by 3 points at home and got fucked in the ass by the other one twice. Oh wait I forgot about that 3 point win over an absolutely dogshit Colorado team. Yeah - that was impressive.
  16. It's hard to trust anyone that willingly attended TCU.
  17. No - the point doesn't stand. The teams that played for the national title last season would have missed the 4 team playoff.
  18. Despite that being far from the case last season?
  19. I don't think 22 is enough. Guessing that gets up close to 4 TDs.
  20. I think Tech is legitimately pretty salty but it's hard to sus out that conference considering Tech didn't play anyone OOC. Oregon is also a wildcard.
  21. Yep. CFP had to fix the ACC's mess and ND got fucked as a result. Oh well.
  22. It 1 million fucking percent was. BYU would have dropped 5 games against Texas' schedule.
  23. Oregon is going to kick the fucking dogshit out of JMU in Eugene. Christ.
  24. This has to mean they left Duke out. Wonder if that impacted the decision to put Miami in.
  25. Holy shit they did it. ACC! ACC! ACC!
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