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ztejas

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  1. Uh oh. Miller's winning Derka over. Stay tuned for updates.
  2. Penalty - Man City.
  3. That's absolute dogshit Weaver. Come the fuck on.
  4. Got it. I'll try being less of a bitch and then hopefully posters don't feel the need to rub their vaginas about Texas' HC in the thread for a completely unrelated NFL playoff game. But, you know, I know where I'm posting. It's on me.
  5. Good to see Lil Jon cashing Hyundai checks. He probably hasn't sold out a show in 14 years.
  6. It's amazing how every thread on the football board turns into bitching about Sark.
  7. Everything looks better when you're making 3s.
  8. Russillo harps on this all the time. The context and situation tends to get lost in the binder analytics.
  9. Yeah lol I almost said wife but I recalled y'all not being married. Do it por sus hijos.
  10. This roster is fine. I roll my eyes at the "we need more money!" bullshit. No - these guys can play better. Let's start there.
  11. Karl Ravech goes to the barber and says "just fuck my shit up"
  12. This man Chicago Bears. Bearses?
  13. I'd see what your baby mama's big ol titties are up to. But that's just me.
  14. It's college basketball. You can do anything. Surprised they don't have Cricketesque tea breaks for 90 minutes when there's 1:37 left on the clock in the 2nd half. As long as the tournament keeps printing money they won't have any urgency to fix shit. It took them way too long to change the shot clock - and the shot clock is still too long. They still haven't given players 6 fouls. I digress...
  15. Can't remember who it was - Lowe and someone else maybe - saying they'd keep Amen over Sengun if you theoretically traded one. I think that's fucking insane. Amen is a phenomenal talent - there's just some stuff under the hood that's concerning when you watch this team. I'm rooting for him to figure it out because he's likeable and seems like a really high character guy - he just leaves you wanting a little bit. That turnover last night down 2 was brutal as was the blown lead when Durant sat. JSJ was an easy target and deserves a lot of blame but Amen has to play around stuff like that and figure it out. Say what you want about Russ but Amen needs a little Westbrook in him. He needs a little "go fuck yourself". On the other side of the coin, Sengun may have a little TOO much of that. I think y'all figure it out. You're not going to keep missing these looks from 3 all season. Your schedule has also been brutal to start the season.
  16. I have him ahead of Hakeem for sure. Probably Oscar as well but kind of hard to evaluate across those eras. Agree on the rest. I think Durant could close in on him if he keeps it up. I mean he's literally doing that on the scoring list - but a couple more good playoff runs and it's a debate. 21 year old KD and Shaq would have been just as disgusting.
  17. LOL I heard the radio wrong. Thought it was 27-30. Carry on.
  18. Not sure we get the lead back.
  19. We look plucky. Better focus and give a shit tonight. We'll see if it lasts.
  20. Wilcher just needs to let it fly. Like his shot.
  21. And then Swain fouls on a 3. May just turn the Spurs on. That isn't a foul though. Total shit. Yay college basketball!
  22. Vok 2 early fouls lol. This team is a joke.
  23. Holy shit I can't fucking stand college basketball. It's a 25 point game between these teams and we're devolving into some sort of beauracratic, call-challenge ref dickshow. Get the game over with you ass clowns.
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