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ztejas

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  1. Sure. Actually - let's just fire everyone that works there - dismantle the place - and start fresh.
  2. "When we do it more effectively" falls flat with me when I think we're doing a supremely shitty job at it right now.
  3. Yeah. I'm gonna go drink.
  4. Nothing like Kamala voters spouting neocon idealism.
  5. This isn't 1939. Is this y'all's average level of discourse on this board? Good Christ.
  6. We should quit inserting ourselves into centuries old territorial/ethnic conflicts.
  7. Highly debatable. This isn't the 50s.
  8. Yes. Next question.
  9. Nah I like the Mexicans. We need to deport the cat-eaters and apartment complex moguls.
  10. We can start by not giving other countries billions of dollars to fight stupid wars.
  11. OP: posts his badass car on the "for sale" thread to make it seem like he's not just bragging OP: "Oh sorry- it just sold" Gangster move tbh.
  12. Okay cool so earlier this afternoon it was feels like 95 again and now we're a week into November. So, um, I'm gonna get the suicide-cult started - who wants in?
  13. I think the candidate was a huge part of the issue.
  14. ztejas

    Breakfast places

    I've heard people from other states call just the normal tacos breakfast burritos. @Wile E Gator just so we can understand - in Austin a breakfast burrito is going to get you one of those oversized California abominations. A breakfast taco will get you something much better - like this: If you want a "burrito" - not judging - but that isn't our game and will likely result in an inferior product.
  15. https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9OGYuNuHBI/?igsh=bTcxd2g5dXUyNW04
  16. I hate every gator I see, from Alligator A to Alligator Z.
  17. Marcus Carr. Shit, Disu was awesome just couldn't stay healthy.
  18. He's projected to be out for 6 weeks. Yes - this will cost us a lot of games. Even if it's just something like 3 or 4 wins he could have helped move the needle for that's a lot with how tight the West will be.
  19. We're going to shit on Florida's souls. We have the best coaching staff in America and they got embarrassed two weeks in a row. I think everyone is going to see a different Texas down the stretch here.
  20. Nah nah dat ain't TOUCH what my freaking ma makes back in Brooklyn Sorry you made me go all Rio Grande Valley.
  21. The world was more dangerous back then. People are just fucked in the head now.
  22. Team is dead to me without Jeremy.
  23. You're talking past me man. Everything you just said should result in people having less sex. i.e. - transhumanism Especially the part about getting married. (I'll be here all week)
  24. This is such a fallacy. Porn is a way for men to not have to go find a woman to have sex with them. Porn isn't "reefer madnessing" all of the crazy kids into not wanting to have sex with anyone other than Mia Khalifa or whoever. I watch a lot of porn. You know who I still want to fuck who still get my dick hard? Fucking any reasonably attractive female within a certain age bracket. You should know - you (presumbaly) have a penis. Maybe I'll let Patrice take over on this point.
  25. But you understand that that is rare - correct? I think if the idea of a fulfilling family life with kids was viewed as more attainable by younger generations then there would be more social connection and as a result more sex. Does that make sense?
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