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    I mean props if he is she probably badder than a mfer.
  2. ztejas
    Are you fucking Geno's wife?
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    I'm far from a climate denier but this is such a hack fucking phrase to include. Climate doesn't boil down to how much fossil fuel is being burned - yes, it's a huge factor - but that's both extremely poor journalism and writing. We don't live in a vacuum environment with one single variable. Oh look - it's KUT. Shocker.
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    Either a white dude or a 2nd gen Mexican. No one born in Guadlajara isn't strapping that shit down to a more functional, more beat-up looking pick up.
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    God Bless America.
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    #2 I get. #1 I either don't remember that fan behavior or don't recognize as a "big run". I mean what did they do - get a Heisman on a 3 loss team and split a couple of shitty conference titles? Again - personal experiences. Can't say i know a lot of Baylor fans/grads.
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    "People think it's glamorous being a sideline reporter - but look at this! Sometimes they have to be outside in nature for 4 hours at a time and wear appropriate garments for such conditions"
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    They haven't played a tough schedule and have had some fucky results. If you look at common opponents between them and SMU it's basically a wash.
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    My grandparents were for awhile. Then they started drinking in their late 20s and raised my dad and his siblings Episcopal or Presbyterian or some shit. I grew up Methodist and had a positive experience with it. The UMC gave me $5k a year to attend SMU at like 3% then got out of the student loan game and waived what I owed a few years back. I'm not a fan of Baylor. I just think aggy is more annoying and Tech has had a larger part in ruining Texas football seasons. Frankly, I like OU fans and grads better than most TCU/Tech/aggy fans - but their sports teams I hate the most. Everyone has their own personal experiences and timelines that color this stuff differently. Georgia is rapidly ascending my hate list.
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    I haven't watched a ton of NFL the past few years. I just remember him being kind of a goofball. Most guys calling NFL games are solid at worst. I'll take Olsen over the majority of the dipshits calling college games.
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    I'm not on a high horse I mix commentators up all the time.
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    That's one of the sickest runs I've ever seen. Holy balls.
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    I mean let's cut the bullshit he's fucking phenomenal. Anyone that expected anything otherwise is crazy. I would never confuse him for Olsen because Olsen multiple times per quarter says shit that doesn't make any fucking sense.
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    Lol u right. Still "possible" to do it with your own shot.
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    Fuck me Detroit is nasty.
  17. ztejas
    Because she hit it fat as fuck. Also wind maybe. It's easy to do that with a wedge. Nah let him spit.
  18. ztejas
    NC State ain't walking through that door in Charlotte.
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    Used a 10mm to change a car battery yesterday. Tried a 3/8 first because that was the first one I found. It did not work.
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    There are not going to be 6 teams from each league that go 10-2 or better. There's no fucking way. There will either be 8 B10/SEC, 1 G5, 3 B12+ACC or 7 B10/SEC, 1 G5, 4 B12+ACC
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    Idk. Miles Bridges is on a roster.
  23. ztejas
    Lol bucks are a trainwreck.
  24. ztejas
    That looks shopped and he hasn't played for BKN in 2 years.
  25. ztejas
    Raptors are a 2-5 team headed for the deep lottery. Someone has to put up points on shitty teams. That said - he is putting up very good numbers.

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