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ztejas

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  1. I'm not drinking but you... stop drinking when Texas wins the national title?
  2. Well that was fucking embarassing. Whatever.
  3. Women's volleyball is a much better game than men's, though.
  4. Hahahahaha go get your shine box, Tech.
  5. Without Canady this just isn't fair. Shows how good she is that Tech even got here.
  6. Our helmets are so clean. Not sure if I like the script Texas or the outline with the star more.
  7. Doris Burke knocking a modelo back? I knew she was cool.
  8. Lol Canady pulled? Turn out the lights, Red Raiderettes.
  9. Can Mia play 3rd for Schloss?
  10. Million dollar 35 ERA
  11. Fuck these bitches up.
  12. Oh good we benched Joggy McLoaferson
  13. "Million dollar arm" is such a terrible nickname. That's like if you gave an NBA player the nickname "124 million dollar contract with a player option after year 3"
  14. The spirit is willing but the flesh is bruised and spongy.
  15. I have a good one by me as well. It was a little disarming the first couple times. I felt like a wild deer slowly approaching a family. "Wait - y'all aren't going to fuck my order up? Your drive thru speaker actually works? You are actually open in accordance with the hours posted on google?"
  16. Not even remotely close. Stop. Even if OKC loses this series it's not close to the same.
  17. Damn that last one was maybe a bit much to read at work. Especially that last paragraph. Imagine how many letters those guys had to send. Wonder how personalized they were and how much was boilerplate.
  18. Surely that Tech OFer has a boyfriend - or large girlfriend - she's mad at.
  19. I'd like to hit into a few of these player's trouble zones if you know what I mean.
  20. He should take a year off and just play the majors. He clearly dgaf right now.
  21. You're right. In a 3 game series we would have beaten them twice and sent their asses home ourselves.
  22. Yes it's a veritable cornucopia of terrorist puns. And defense contractor references.
  23. TALI-ban I believe in you to get it from there.
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