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Also holy fuck Madisen Skinner is printing money.

Y'all want a thread for Pitt/SMU or we just gonna rock in here?

Hey I'm a barely functioning alcoholic. I don't judge. Surely y'all will be fairly tame with how bad you've been for 15 years now.

You won't get an AP vote if you keep it up with takes like that.

My comment went over a lot of your heads apparently.

Or if they offense didn't play like pussies in the 2nd half.

Georgia is also supposed to be a good school. Granted you wouldn't know it interacting with their fuckhead fans.

Nah. Not like they're in a tight one in Nashville against Vandy. Also looks like they're going to win by a couple scores.

Holy fuck FAU is bad. 2-6 and some of the 6 aren't pretty against a dogshit schedule. He just needs his loser butt-buddy Casey back. Surely they can get him a 14th year of eligibility.

And FSU's about to go 1-11.

Whatever prep they did for Bama was dogshit. Do not come out here and with a straight face tell us that that was the same Georgia team that played Texas. Then they turned around after that game and gave up 31 to Miss St. No one is saying Texas played great - we played like shit and deserved to lose. At the same time Georgia played their best game of the year by far.

Glad Georgia picked their one fucking week to show up to be against Texas. Fucking chodes.

What are you talking about?

SMU played two P4 teams in non-con one of whom is undefeated and ranked in the top 10. Not that non-con has anything to do with CCG tiebreaker.

Thought this was KD for a sec

Yeah! The only reason Texas isn't Texas every season since 1970 is the refs! You nailed it!

How much alcohol will that be paired with this evening?

If anyone is curious about how insane this cat is - let me share with you my experience watching the game last night. I'm tuned in the entire 2H. Just enjoying the ball. Announcers are calling it, Chris Paul is having a nice game, the Spurs come back out of haltime and string together a lot of nice play. Everyone's just watching a little early-season NBA action while we try and figure this Spurs team out. Decently into the 4Q (maybe 9 mins left), either the color or pbp guy starts listing Wemby's #s and goes (totally nonplussed): "Wemby tonight with 21 points, 8 rebounds, 6 assists, 5 blocks and 4 steals." And I swear to God everyone collectively watching at home and the announcers themselves - after a few second pause - think "Wait he's a fucking steal away from a fucking 5*5?" I mean - I'm a ball nerd. I check the box during the game. I'm statistically more than familiar with basically every decade of the league as a whole since the 70s - and it even took me by surprise. It just looked like this mfer was having a nice night and then 3 possessions later he gets another swipe and picks up the most casual 5*5 you will ever see. And this is following Wemby posting a horrendous, career-worst 6 points the night before. He's absolutely insane.

All of that said - something I really like is our energy, grit, and mentality. We play like shit for stretches at a time but it never feels like these guys don't care or don't want it (or get down when adversity pops up). GSG

Through 5 we're 29th in offense and 11th in defense. I think we could be a very legit team on D. The O needs help. I thought we looked better with Sochan on the bench in the 2H but he also had a few really nice plays. I don't know what the fuck he did with his shot but it looks worse from 3. The Branham shit is embarassing at this point and a stain on this team. Pop should be ashamed with his resume for continuing to play that asshole. Keldon is still unreliable from 3. I'm hoping that they figure some shit out and develop more chemistry on O as the season progresses. We really need Vassell back to keep teams honest. A lineup of CP, Wemby, Sochan, DV and whoever you want for the 5th should be better than anything we've rolled out so far. I like Mamu. Collins seems like he's even worse somehow. Idk. Still early. I said that last night would tell us a lot and I think it did - insofar as we aren't a bottom-dweller and dont appear to be taking our pride lightly or interested in tanking again.

Just a quiet 5 by 5 for Wemby. Ridiculous.

Does Branham have pics of Pop at a Diddy party hosted by Jeffrey Epstein or what the fuck are we doing?

Close call I think Eubanks leaned into him though