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ztejas

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  1. ztejas replied to tx 3 putt's topic in Daily Texan
    Well it wasn't my cousin that I was hoping to bang but no I haven't crossed paths with her in awhile.
  2. Maybe his wife is leaving him. He's tended to look a little sluggish at times in the past - I think toting his frame around is just difficult. The entire offense in general was a mess last night, though. Wemby was still impactful/held serve when he was out there - he had a -3 compared to the rest of the starters that were -15 to -25. I mean what the fuck is Vassell's excuse? I barely noticed he was playing.
  3. I give a shit when it's such a trainwreck that they get fired during their first season. Saban was 15-17 in Miami. And I'm aware of his college track record but that was all years ago.
  4. I would have some serious questions if Miller can't make the tourney with this team. RT flirted with the SS year 1 and almost made the tourney last season. Not sure why Texas should take a step back in the NIL era after upgrading at HC. That's assuming there aren't a bunch of devastating injuries or what have you.
  5. Would he? The Jaguars stint wasn't exactly a ringing endorsement*. He has health issues, too. I think he just needed people to forget about the email stuff and plaster himself all over social media. I think everyone kind of gets a kick out of Gruden. I wouldn't expect him to crush it being a college head coach right now, regardless.
  6. They probably wouldn't appreciate the hazardous material that I concoct.
  7. That felt like a "oh shit we partied a little too hard on Halloween" game. Either way we need more bodies. I don't know what the fuck that was from DV. It's crazy but at this point I'd take KJ over him if we had to get rid of one of them. I even felt that a little bit towards the end of last season. Wemby. Idk. Shake it off.
  8. They'd have to give picks away and take a bad contract back.
  9. I thought I did okay.
  10. Fuck that Nike ad was cold.
  11. What a fucking game. Congrats, Doyers.
  12. I'm about to stroke out.
  13. This is already one of the greatest games ever played.
  14. Me neither. Seemed light.
  15. Oh my God those fans.
  16. I'm going to be so happy for either team that wins. Talk about earning it.
  17. Can you imagine being a Jays fan right now? I'd be on a stretcher.
  18. It's the greatest, purest sport that anyone ever came up with.
  19. Max Muncy is out here just chewing ass. This is like spring training for him.
  20. (cue Edwin Diaz meme)
  21. I thought Freddie smoked that lmao
  22. Yeah I think this is the best game I've ever seen.
  23. Bruh what am I watching.
  24. Can't reverse that to give a team the WS.
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