ztejas
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
I think Rod is a fucking buffoon.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
So you like trashy Asians. Is what you're saying.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
You seem like a really shitty poster.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Y'all have lost your damn minds.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Holy shit you're fucking stupid. Sark is miles better than Herman.
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Battlefield 6
Just came in 2nd and had 18 team frags with this dude. We should have won... it was a 2v1v1. I kind of fucked it up.
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Random kitchen ride or die
He means like less than 5 pounds of meat.
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Battlefield 6
I'm ztejas13 on EA if anyone wants to add me. I just have redsec rn and I'm running duos. (because there aren't solos because EA are cowards)
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Battlefield 6
I just hopped into redsec today. It's pretty fun. I haven't played a BR in forever. The game has some kinks but it runs like absolute butter. Lmk if anyone wants to play. I don't have a mic rn.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Bro what fucking site do you think you're on? Nicole knows where she is. This isn't a safe space.
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
How is it insane at all? In the one efficiency ranking for ST I've seen Texas is 3rd. Texas has the best punt returner in the country and a very good FG kicker (despite the chip-shot miss last week). Teams are welcome to quit punting to Niblett. Can't wait for the shanks and fucked up punts and block opportunities.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
I had the same thought. My other thought was if he really has been drinking the entire past 5 years it hasn't kept him from being successful. I don't think he's regularly drinking. He doesn't look like it or act like it. If he took a month off for some reason last winter well I'm just now hearing about it. He didn't punch some dude on 6th or get a dui or get caught fucking a trainer.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Maybe but not because of Sark. How many teams wouldn't swap HCs/staffs with Texas? tOSU, UGA.... then who? Probably ND and Bama? Aggy? It's like 5 teams. Who fucking gives a fuck. What does that have to do with any of this?
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2025 World Series- Dodgers v Blue Jays
Yeah let's just act like Leody Taveras doesn't exist.
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Dumbass Shit We See On Facebook
I just saw this lmao. I've done that at least twice.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
I think he and Kirby like each other fine. As much as is possible with their rivalry so far.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
Hey would you look at that, too.
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
I'm not sure how that would generate controversy. Arch had like 340 passing and 4 total TDs last week.
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The Athletic Scoops Sark interested in NFL Jobs
If Sark wanted to leave Texas for an NFL HC gig I'd be bummed but I'd wish him luck. He'd be leaving the program in great shape and would make it extremely easy for Texas to replace him. If an NFL team is actually asking him if he would be interested in that then I wouldn't fault him at all for considering it. I don't know if it would be the right decision for him or not and as of now I'd still prefer he stay at Texas. Those sentiments are all assuming he doesn't quiet-quit on the way out and fuck over Texas somehow but that doesn't seem like his MO. iirc we hired him before he called his last game at Bama and then he put together a masterpiece to win the title. So far this season I think he's fucked a lot up but he appears to be working hard to fix it and keep the season alive.
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Random kitchen ride or die
Oh I know. I used my cock to measure and just eyeballed that it was about an inch less.
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Random kitchen ride or die
Same but mine is 12" - just checked.
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2025 Tailgate Thread - Let's Party
Can I pour tequila on my breakfast tacos?
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Week 9 - Vandy at Texas.
Counterpoint: I think the difference between playing in Lexington and Starkville vs. DKR makes up for a lot of that. Especially with maybe the best ST unit in the country.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
Oh please. Like anyone in Louisiana would lie about how public funds are being disbursed.
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Brian Kelly to L$U
I think we could have figured that out. The guy's name is Jacques Doucet.