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ztejas

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Everything posted by ztejas

  1. There's no way that wasn't blown dead.
  2. Not sure who wins this one but I do know TV sets are about to be broken and marriages are being tested.
  3. My team was a fucking disaster through the first 8 or 9 weeks but has blown up to end the season. I picked up T Law like 3 weeks ago and today Jaylen Warren is just pissing on my consolation bracket opponent. I guess it's better than sucking the entire season.
  4. May get a nice dose of Tre J tonight. WAS missing all kinds of guys.
  5. Nice call, color guy. "The Texans can pass rush because they know the Raiders have to pass" (3 seconds later) Jeanty 40 yard rush TD up the middle
  6. Tua has thrown a ton of WTF balls all season, though. Quinn wasn't doing that.
  7. Goff almost just threw three picks on one set of downs.
  8. There should be an option on RedZone where I can hide the Falcons game. Holy fucking shit it's like watching a bunch of retards try and fuck a doorknob.
  9. Bijan over 2k on the year now from scrimmage. Kind of crazy considering the dumpster fire around him.
  10. The last time Texas contended for a NC 3 straight seasons was 1968-1970. Doing that is fucking hard. Sark is allowed to have a season like he just had and yes it would have to be a couple in a row before his seat is hot. I mean you just said it yourself -"watching a bunch of teams Texas would likely beat". That kind of implies that Texas is doing a lot of stuff right still despite having an off season.
  11. Ruh roh Steelers.
  12. Hearing Okogie is out for tonight now.
  13. What in the motherfucking fuck are the Texans wearing?
  14. Got dammit Jahdae...
  15. As with most of these things it can go both ways, though. You can play in a salty division and have a tough cross-division draw for that year and go 10-7 and then have to play on the road against a 2nd place 11-6 team that played an easy schedule.
  16. Uh yeah - I read your comment. Teams in each division play each other twice as much as any other team and there are 18 teams that you won't play at all every season. Rewarding division winners is a control on that. NBA schedules are much more analogous and it's a much larger sample size. I don't disagree with your premise necessarily just saying that the NBA isn't really a good comparison.
  17. Uhhh what the fuck is Baker doing there? Las Panteras ganan.
  18. Pretty good line. Neither pick was awful. The bad QB sneak was probably the worst thing he did all day. Bengals D is shitty but so are Miami's skill-position guys. Not sure he's an NFL starter but I think he will hang around the league for awhile and cash checks.
  19. Oh fuck off Josh. That's just stupid.
  20. Didn't even consider watching them today.
  21. There's less variance with strength of schedule in the NBA.
  22. Quinn slips on the QB sneak and they turn it over on 4th and 1. Not great. I will say this WR/TE assortment he has to work with is fucking ass.
  23. Honestly just a really good play by the CB but Wease needs to go get the ball.
  24. Not a great decision but you'd like his WR to fight for the ball a little better there.
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