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ztejas

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  1. Great post.
  2. Have to throw Cornell in there too. That one Audioslave album is nuts. Exhibit A: One of the better guitar solos of all time.
  3. That's a tough one for me. AIC clears both easy though.
  4. I would never say I don't like Nirvana. I'm sure whatever I said had more context behind it. I think they're overrated - that doesn't mean I don't like them or think they aren't good. Yeah My Hero is pretty weak.
  5. I would take Stoops over him in a heartbeat. That can't be a serious question. Stoops has been a coach for 40 years.
  6. If we ever hire that dickhead I'm burning all my merch.
  7. Moses, Baumgarner, Kathy Bates, Laura Bush blunt rotation. Throw Keith Frazier in there.
  8. Our team is so fucking hood 😂
  9. I think transfer price is independent of value and worth. Milan paid like $25M for Pulisic and they're hanging up the phone unless it's probably $70 right now. (if not higher - last I saw he has a "not for sale" tag) Pepi may be a $50M talent but it's hard to tell because he's not a starting striker and he routinely plays against really shitty Eredevise teams with his PSV teammates. I don't think he's WORTH $54M right now. Whatever he winds up going for it may prove that number right or wrong. Just saying right now I think that's too much money.
  10. I knew his interview was going to make me like him again. WE ALL WANT YOU TO SUCCEED STOP BEING SUCH A DUMBASS! Great bowl win. First since 2012. Hit the lab and drive me up the fucking wall again next season, Ponies. ✌
  11. I mean he had a huge fucking wakeup call and opportunity for come to Jesus last season in the postseason. And his season he pulls the same bullshit in the postseason again.
  12. It will just be the same shit next season. Some big game he will fuck us with multiple turnovers and terrible plays on high leverage drives. I want the kid to succeed and loved his promise but he just isn't it. He hasn't gotten any more mature or capable in big games.
  13. Um. No. But we could do better in the portal or out of HS in Texas.
  14. He's done that slide early shit multiple times this season. Think it cost us the Baylor game.
  15. Fuck yeah. At least the D came to play. We have way too much talent for this dude to keep fucking us at QB. Needs to be an open competition stating tomorrow between him and Hawkins.
  16. We're going to piss another season away behind this buffoon. Great.
  17. CJ Jr. needs some Williams chicken and the weight room in the offseason. That was embarassing.
  18. How about a CJ2KJR 75 yard TD?
  19. Okay Jennings I need you to not play like you've been doing whippets all night this next possession.
  20. This is a totally different game if it's 24-10. Not sure there's time for Zona down 3 scores. Total coaching malpractice.
  21. "He made a play on the ball" Which ball? They were both awful passes. Shedeur level.
  22. And what someone has offered is $19M off that number.
  23. Why would you not kick there and make it 2 scores? Zona letting us off the hook. Should be 24-10.
  24. I mean yeah dude I told you. I almost made some comment pregame about him still having a couple picks in him this season.
  25. I'm so, so tired of watching this dipshit play QB.
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