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ztejas

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  1. Guess I'll start spelling it ensurance and if anyone corrects me I'll be a cunt about it.
  2. Touchdown Sims. Also you spelled "ensures" wrong.
  3. Andre Ware is an absolute fucking ass whipping. He might be the biggest dipshit calling games across any network.
  4. Jake Smith. Scrappy, hometown kid. Just does the right thing and isn't looking for praise when he does it. Punches in, punches out and just... I mean he just does the work.
  5. Sell them and see if you can take the boy, too. You can see book of Mormon whenever you want.
  6. I guess but then they lost the next series. That was a fun upset but it didn't seem to really tip the scales or anything.
  7. Yep. Padres bed-shitting against the Dodgers just went final. Let's get this cfb weekend started.
  8. What a limp-dicked performance from SD. LA fucking owns their ass. It's like tOSU over Michigan 2000s/2010s bad at this point.
  9. Disappointed in this thread this season. I may have to make the trip next year to keep the tradition alive. @Fletch you can be my drug guy. I'll also need a fixer, some muscle, a pimp, a tailor and a traditional Sezchuan-style Chinese cook.
  10. Is LeBron's Jeffery Jordan 2.0 there with him or did he have him stay home to watch film?
  11. Well. You see, they have these things called "seasons" up there where it isn't still 96 FUCKING DEGREES EVERY FUCKING GOD DAMNED DAY AND IT'S ALMOST MOTHERFUCKING NOVEMBER. Um. Pardon me. For the outburst.
  12. Texas 36 Gay okie fuckbags 16 Horns rush for 147 Okie goes 115
  13. The current playoff format is so strange. Feel like the DS should be a bo7. No other American sport has a postseason that's so incongruous round to round.
  14. You guys are so dramatic. It won't even be 90 by the 16th. What, you want it to be in the low 80s by November? Bitch, bitch, bitch...
  15. Not sure what this falls under but it's a hell of a way to equalize. SMU tied Tree 2-2. No one cares about college soccer but SMU was a beautiful add to the strongest soccer conference. We've been a perennial top 15-20ish squad in my time as a Mustang. I remember getting to see Messi and Argentina through the fence rails - they used our pitch to warm up for a friendly against El Tri in Jerryworld.
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