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Lou Loomis

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  1. Just think how many America’s Finest chocolate bars these goobs could be peer pressuring each other into buying.
  2. The runner I ran down who was trying to get back to first ended up being an all-conference athlete in college. For a heavy girl, she she could freakin’ move, man.
  3. Mine was also at second base and would be scored the exact same way- catch, touch bag for the force then run down the base runner for the tag-out. Just far, far lower stakes and the ball was much larger… and more kicked.
  4. Hey, whoa… Time has by NO means made my unassisted triple play in fifth grade kickball any less spectacular or legendary.
  5. It’s depressing how not-shocking-at-all this downward spiral is going.
  6. Nine masseuses/therapists have come forward now. Guys like this seem like they want to get caught. Pretty fucked up. He had maybe the squeakiest-clean image in the league….
  7. He was just a bit undersized for a receiver / return man. He did the best with the speed and skills he had. No need to be so harsh.
  8. We Got It from Here... Thank You 4 Your Service
  9. BEST BEVO EVER He’s a salty MFer
  10. LET’S FUCK SOME WHORES!!!!!!!!!!!!
  11. Advantage Incarnate Word
  12. EPIC group. So proud of those guys. Sad that Sark’s myopia and stubbornness kept them from a legit chance at CFB immortality.
  13. <sigh> It’s just that simple. :((((((
  14. We cock-cram either one of these teams. Plzzzzzz beat Ohio St!!!!!!!!!
  15. Their schedule seemed easier than ours. 🤔
  16. Columbus is wonderland of blandness and misery. Nice zoo, though.
  17. Rude mom + dad rocking the aggy tuxedo
  18. Wow. My grandmother had these exact joke books. I have vivid childhood memories of reading these to get to sleep when we'd visit her. First times I saw the term 'teasipper'... Seemed bizarre, even then, to a small kid, that they had their fake military motif going.... Is there another university anywhere whose primary identity is "redneck laughingstock"?
  19. Every caller sounds like Boomhauer’s slow cousin.
  20. 😳 This could be a 52 - 3 final score… if Duke gets its shit together.
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