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Lou Loomis

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  1. Something's been bothering me for a very long time... Can someone who is smart with Xs and Os please explain why GDGD's bubble screen (arguably his most-hated play call) almost always resulted in catastrophic failure? I've seen almost every other team at almost every level of football run the play with success, as long as there's adequate blocking. Gerg's version-- instead of assigning blockers-- would leave the (often under-sized) receiver alone with his dick firmly in his hand with zero blocking support in just enough space so one or more receivers could tee off on the receiver, blowing up the play and allowing the receiver to experience what it must be like to be a soldier in a bunker when a live grenade goes off. What gives? Thanks in advance.
  2. Was there. Told Ricky as much at a nightclub in Miami. He was more impressed with a few of the young ladies in our group than any of my football watching exploits.
  3. That might be the most Cedar Park thing that's ever been Cedar Park'd....... well, next to cops pulling dudes over for being any shade darker than Matt Damon.
  4. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    So Jimbo’s dumbfuck nephew went batshit, throwing punches on a man w/ Parkinson’s, nearly gets murdered by Faulk then runs and tattles/lies to Jimbo, like he’s going to do anything....? What in the actual fuck?? Psycho-red-ass aggy is an unexpected new wrinkle to the turdition
  5. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
  6. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    aggy misery is a staple of my Thanksgiving Week menu. I feel robbed and cheated.
  7. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    There was nothing “classic” about that spectacle of dog shit. Don’t try to sell that bullshit. Pure garbage.
  8. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    This officiating crew should never work another game. Fucking vile.
  9. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Garbage
  10. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
  11. Lou Loomis replied to Chad's topic in Football
    Now we’re talking
  12. That one booster who sat alone wanting to brand Klif “Coach GQ” on an international level finally gets his last laugh.
  13. A pussy will be taking another loss.
  14. I thought I was being reactionary and shitting my pants in dread. Then, I came into this thread.
  15. Like hot sauce thru a widow-woman.
  16. I hope it's 11.
  17. I hope Colt puts up Warren Moon-type numbers.
  18. Bowlsby comes off as a trembling, sandy-pussied buffoon in this deal. Works for me.
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