Squid

Yep. And later on that night at Abuelo's? I'm pretty sure I saw her spit on my chicken enchiladas. Or at least I think I did. But that would explain why they tasted like stale Virginia Slims and fish. But I continue to get the last laugh. Everytime I drive through Lubbock now, I throw a Rip Griffin 44 oz cup of piss at the Marsha Sharp Freeway sign.

Back in the early 2000's I took my daughter to a basketball camp at Tech. I had a Longhorn cap on when we dropped her off. While waiting on her to get signed in I noticed a middle aged lady behind the desk giving me the stink eye. Arms crossed, obviously pissed off and ended up pointing at me to a Tech campus cop. He walked up and said 'You'll have to either take off the cap or leave this building' I asked what I'd done wrong and he said 'Well, uh, nothing really. But Coach Sharp is not happy that you're wearing it in here' I told him that since I hadn't been disorderly, was there for a valid reason and hadn't committed a crime......was there really any valid reason other than her dislike for my cap? He just smiled and said 'Look man, we deal with this all the time up here. Would you do me a favor and just take it off while you're waiting?' About that time my daughter walked up, ready to walk over to the dorm they were staying in that week. Sharp stood there and watched us all the way to the door. They seem to treat this all like a cross town high school rivalry. I have zero respect for anything Tech.

This would be hilarious if it weren't my reality.

Thoughts & prayers for your anus. Brace yo'sef.

That he may....but he put 80 yds at 4.2 per carry against us....

Texas 55 Baylor 20 A ST score and a fumble/INT return contribute. Ingram gets 20 carries and goes for 120. Freshmen and soph's give up a late trash TD to make it that close. A drunken Squid is tossed out of Matt's that evening for throwing a bowl of Bob Armstrong's at a table of Baylor fans.

^old mf'er. 32-28-3

Damn you, Shiner Oktoberfest Märzen-style ale. Damn you that you're also burnt orange in my beer boot too.

This is starting to feel like a loss. Well, at least since KSU's last drive of the 1st half.

Hope he understands what a trap game little Manhattan is, and Herman's team seems just the opposite of Charlie's when it comes to playing at home vs the road. Ended the TCU streak. Time to end KSU's too. This defense is too fast for the Mildcats.