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  1. Great weekend with arguably the #1 offensive and #1 defensive players committed. There's still time for a Hollywood flip and an OL commit.
  2. A backfield pairing of Arch and Hollywood just makes too much damn sense for the second most watched team in CFB.
  3. Kept hearing from Gerry: “this is Muschamp’s #1 guy”
  4. Thank you. If we wanted we could pay for Tegra Tshabola, who’s incorrectly rated more highly on the transfer portal sites, but had absolutely atrocious PFF scores this past season in a handful of games and was told to kick rocks by OSU. On paper tho, “experience and starts at the P4 level!”
  5. We’re gonna get Brock Riker from Brock HS in Brock, TX and like it.
  6. This is how 9-3 happens again.
  7. Is that what the meltdown was for? I had figured it was the combination of losing out on all 5 of our highest targets in the portal and then losing young promising depth at LB and DB. Currently needing to count on an OT who has never started for us to come back from season ending knee injury and a returning Center that was only serviceable for us at best. The holes on the OL and LB are massive. The portal the last 24 hours has gone about as bad as it could have for us, Bo Mascoe excepted. It’s so bad many of us are convinced there’s something going on behind the scenes as to why we can’t overpay to get top recruits to come to fucking Austin, Texas to play for one of the blue blood universities in Arch Manning’s National Championship run. There is no better sales pitch for this transfer portal cycle, and we are basically getting punked worse than Susan Dell’s eyebrows.
  8. Newp. Bobby had 10-2 with losses to OSU and UF (and massive improvement as the year went on with a win over UGA). Other OTF folks had 11-1.
  9. This whole fear of pissing off current players by signing new ones is funny. Happens in literally every other job, including pro sports. To say you, e.g., have a hard cap of salary at $2 mil for any one player in the portal because that’s what Simmons makes and we don’t want to piss him off seems unnecessary, if we’re all in. Money Guy (Sark? BHarris? TOF big wig?): Hey Colin, we want to win a title. Colin: Me too. MG: Cam costs more than we expected. How does an extra 500k sound out of respect of your contributions and value to the team? Colin: Bet. Now Colin Simmons doesn’t make less than Cam Coleman.
  10. For some reason I thought he was on campus this past weekend. Was he not? They didn’t list him as a portal visitor this past weekend. They were talking last week like was going to be visiting.
  11. Played on the same kickball team back in the day as Taylor and her now husband. I think they just started dating then.
  12. On Friday’s OTF, Gerry was wearing his “hi” shirt and made a point to focus on it a few times, which made me think he was giving his “hi” bat signal at least twice, likely 3 times. My money is on Isaac Brown and our new shitty kicker being in the bag, especially with the call out to UL’s gamesmanship wrt portal paperwork. Sprague is my best guess for 3rd already in, given how loud the Baker to guard noise was.
  13. Curious, of those WRs in the portal, who would you take over Wingo? Drops aside, I don’t know if there is more than one or two players in the portal who have his big play ability that Sark so covets. I’m glad he’s coming back.
  14. In fairness mid 6 figures is probably a range between 350-650k. Not my money or cap to manage, but 350k would seem to be good value for him. He goes to OU, he’s dead to me. Will not root for him ever.
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