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I Plead Da Fif

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  1. Good luck! I also think it could differ between an oral swab and piss test, so keep that in mind. Also, if you’re peeing for a job, you could just take someone else’s pee? I’ve done that before, the drug testing clinics for jobs don’t watch you pee in the bathroom.
  2. I have not, unfortunately. Here’s their lab testing on a recent batch: I would consider writing the company and asking questions about it. I imagine your job drug tests you on a semi-regular basis?
  3. Yes, I’ve been using the zero THC bottles for some time now. They work really well. Both my gf and I will take a dropper sometimes before bed and get amazing restful sleep. About a 60mg dose or so with the 2500 mg bottle. One dropper is said to be 83.33 mg in 1 ml, but I can never fill it up the whole way, nor do I need to.
  4. In all fairness they had 2 opponents that night. The officials really fucked them.
  5. Okay let's not get carried away. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I said she was really pretty. But again, my point stands. She really fit, but has man hips. I wouldn't consider her a 10. "Perfect" is a high compliment. But anyways, back to the reason we're all here. Our IT guy and COO thought it was a great idea to remove the WiFi from our office the week before we move into our new office. "Oh it doesn't really matter, everyone has a wired connection at their desk". I need to help people throughout the day, so I'm bringing my laptop over with my personal phone so I can tether through my phone's internet connections. Oh you need to hold a meeting with internet? Damn, we didn't think of that. Stupid.
  6. She’s really pretty, but really? She has no hips and slightly larger than bstings.
  7. Believe me, I want to. He's the most useless employee within an engineering startup I've ever been at. Working on reporting to the CTO instead, because the guy is an imbecile with a napoleon complex. He's like 5'6", looks like a gopher, and is a Magic playing cross fitter. He's lost a lot of weight (good for him), but he is still insecure because a) he doesn't have the skills to do his job and b) he still is a huge loser. So he overcompensates, like most little bitches do.
  8. My manager and his myriad of dumb shit: After I suggest a meeting (retrospective on issue, knowledge transfer of new product focus) in the standup that I run, he takes the lead in scheduling said meeting. He sits in on all technical interviews that I and others give, and doesn't offer anything valuable to the discussion at all, but says "he's the people person" which just confirms his total lack of self awareness. He said, and I quote: "I would have been an engineer if I could type faster." His claim of being an Engineering Manager who is totally non-technical, and proudly says so. He introduces me on calls to 3rd party integrations as "My Manager of Quality Engineering", when my title is actually officially "Quality Engineering Manager", and I've told him this before, not to mention the "My" part, which really grinds my gears. /rantover
  9. I live in CO currently, but I wouldn’t feel that scared about ordering THC free CBD in Texas. Not to mention there are tons of headshops and other mom and pop pharmacies that would sell CBD in the Austin area when I lived there 2 years ago. Hell, my vet in Austin sold CBD dog treats. I don’t think they police that.
  10. CBD definitely works for pain and anxiety, but most people need to take pretty large doses for them to work as an effective pain med. I don't work for this company, but would highly recommend them as they have both full spectrum cannabinoids (small amounts of THC and variants) and THC free CBD oils and other forms of CBD, i.e. isolate powder: https://www.thecbdistillery.com/. I usually get the 2500 MG in 30 ML coconut oil CBD oil. It is about 30-40 mg per half dropper which to me is an adequate dose that is the equivalent of a couple ibuprofen/acetaminophen or a low dose of a benzodiazepine (anxiety meds) without the high. I drop it in my mouth and allow it to absorb under the tongue. They also have salves if you're wanting to apply it topically. The company has many deals throughout the year too, i.e. 20% off from time to time, which can be really useful when the dropper bottle runs about $100.
  11. Funny that he still has 4 star OT on his Twitter profile when he's a 3 star composite and the 74th rated tackle by the service who has the most accurate ratings.
  12. Narrow hips, mid 4 ⭐ at best
  13. 51. Not in Texas, but Denver, CO, zip code 80203. Gross.
  14. Chewbacca my girlfiend’s and I’s combined household income is about 9 times the poverty line and I can confidently say that Denver is a shithole in comparison to Austin. The housing market is absolutely atrocious for what you get and where. Period. There is more white trash (I’m white) in a major city than I’ve ever seen. Justin belongs here. Hipsters >>>> Whiskey Tango.
  15. I agree with this. The housing market absolutely blows for the money. It would cost 700K to get something nice in Castle Rock that’s way further away than the same house going for 380-400 in Cedar Park / Round Rock.
  16. This looks more like a mule is pulling drugs out they ass. Wouldn’t you wanna squat a little if taking a piss/shit?
  17. What in the ever loving fuck
  18. More of her, preferably sans child
  19. The flip side to that is very good looking white women expect a certain level of catering to that a lot of Hispanic women laugh at. In the 2 years we’ve lived together I haven’t had to clean the bathroom, once.
  20. I had a prior Latina gf who was actually crazy so this is really really easy relatively speaking. Predictability plays a big part in it. I know I have a day or two of dumbfuckery when she starts her period then she’s very reasonable.
  21. Why would anyone choose to develop on Windows? I don't understand this. I've always found a unix based system as a barrier of entry for software development ever since I was removing Windows from my laptop and installing Ubuntu at 20. I work for a .NET SAAS company now and they pay for Parallels or VMWare to build the app for our dev team.
  22. I know that this is usually a thing, but games run pretty smoothly on my MacBook Pro 2018 with a Radeon Pro 560X with 4GB of RAM. I realize that's a pretty pricey option, but it doubles as a workstation and a gaming laptop right now.
  23. Holy crap dude!! I don’t think we’re going to have more than 100 total present. Most of her family she wants there is already here in Denver, minus grand parents. My side will probably max out around 25. The most heads I’ve seen at her nephews kids birthday party, which is a much bigger deal than I could imagine, had around 50 max.
  24. And then bitching about the child support that I'm paying, amirite? NMAS, spending ~$8K all in on an engagement ring isn't too much, and if it is, you clearly have the poors, which I'm sure you don't. That's 1 months salary for me after taxes. I can manage. And if it doesn't work out, then X number of years from now I can bitch with all of you jaded people in the threads and never get married again and instead treat women entirely as transactions. For now, I'll just laugh at the thought of you trying to give advice on women given your screen name and the myriad of other posts I've seen you add to the board. Everyone decides to spend their money differently. I don't spend any money at bars anymore, at all. That right there is probably 5K a year. I'll manage.
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