Everything posted by I Plead Da Fif
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Missouri at Agricultural & Mechanical - 11am on ABC
My fault guys, I took Mizzou on the ML this morning. Don’t let it ruin your day. Mizzou is clearly not a good team, although it may not stop our boy Graham from putting Mizzou ahead of us in his next unbiased SEC Power Rankings. Big XII teams that could beat Mizzou: KState, Utah, Okie State, Iowa State, Arizona, Colorado
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Whaddaya gotta do to get that sick t-shirt?? I think I’m up to $35 a month donation to Burnt Ends.
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2024 Season Surly Horns Tailgate Thread of Dominance
Imma looks like he’s started his day with gummies
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Maalik Murphy unfucked Duke, works his next miracle at Oregon State
Seems like passive aggressive Mack and _iaz didn’t want any part. May we see Duke run up the score?
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Prediction Contest 2024 Week 5, Mississippi State at Texas
52-6 Horns Total Yards on offense: 493
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Prediction Contest 2024, Week 4, ULM @ Texas
Not too far off on score. Way off on Arch yards. Was within 5-7 total points last week. I’ll take it.
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FINAL 2024 CFB polls/rankings - Texas #3/ #4 /#3 (CFP/AP/Coaches)
Thanks for raising this. I’m in a stressful job and feel it at times too. Pro Tip: Apple Watch can take EKG’s are your own fingertips and alert for A Fib.
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Prediction Contest 2024, Week 4, ULM @ Texas
Texas 52 ULM 0 Arch total yards: 405
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Whoda thunk. Arch is inexperienced. I say let’s let it fucking fly. If Quinn gets injured again late in the season we don’t need Arch trying things for the first time. This week and (hopefully) worst case next, challenge Arch to be that dude so he can if we need him to this year.
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Bull fucking shit
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Alright now we’re definitely throwing in the 4th fuck you Roadrunners
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Feel really bad for Quinn. He along with our line play really moved us out of the dark place we’ve been in for so long. Would hate to see him be injured for a long period of time only for Manning to prove he’s that guy we know he is. I want us to win, but at the same time I feel for him. This was his team he rooted for as a kid.
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Burn it all down, we’re cooked boys
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Nah. Overweight girl with downward facing nipple titties. She gonna be a big girl.
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Subtle flex. Me too brah, me too
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Was just about to post yay Wisner’s not hurt and then wtf Ewers
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
We’re about to throw for 500 today boys
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Texas vs. UTSA - 6pm on ESPN
Did Quintrevion Wisner get hurt on that holding call against Harris?
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
“A&M team in control on the road. Haven’t said that in years” lol
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Tulane @ Oklahoma
Really dumb play call and QB made it worse being extra aggressive
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Week 3, 2024: UTSA @ Texas
Jerrick Gibson for 100
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Tulane @ Oklahoma
Ya I agree. Puts more pressure on us to execute because everyone is going to expect us to win, which I don’t love in a rivalry game like ours with OU. If we don’t lose the turnover battle we should be 💰.
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
No doubt. Will be interesting to see how much Sark is willing to run up the score against SEC teams.
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"Of Fatboys and Frauds" -aggy vs Florida game thread
Are they? Tied with UAB at home deep in the 2nd with UAB about to score.
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CIVIL WAR. FOX.
Bruh, Atticus Sappington. Belongs on the Key & Peele skit.