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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
That glossary says it all. A&M is so self absorbed that it has to catalogue every thought or action it has ever engaged in, and It actually thinks that collection of absurd drivel is meaningful. I mean, skim the damn thing. In aggregate, it's insane. Aggieland is an asylum for people who have willingly chosen not to know better. -
RT is a mediocre coach at best. We're just marking time until his inevitable firing. Might as well get it over with sooner rather than later.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Well, in all honesty, how else do you explain it? We all know that cesspool Austin fails in every way compared to the glory that is College Station. I mean we don't even have a statue that exists to deposit pennies on. I'm sure our elephant walk would suck, and when's the last time we martyred actual students to a pagan ritual. It has to be money. JFC, we don't even have a dead Bevo cemetery with a scoreboard. I feel so unhip to be a Longhorn. -
Dallas Cowboys 2024 Season Thread -- Jerrah the Asshat Rides Again
Tired Horn replied to Patrick Bateman's topic in Football
I'd buy a Zeke token if it showed him getting busted up as center on the last stupid play of that Dallas at SF playoff game. That play epitomizes the futility of Dallas under Jerry. -
I think free agency has a lot to do with that. Talent gets spread around more, which makes it hard to develop and sustain a team that can rout anyone when it's on. Also, teams have come to take the draft much more seriously, which ended the days where the likes of Gil Brandt could pick up a high first round pick for a couple of stiffs.
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Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
A&M really, really should go independent. I would actually contribute money for that. It would be soooo Aggie. March off the cliff in a deranged show of self-righteousness, only to discover what they've always feared--nobody, and I mean absolutely nobody, gives a tinker's damn about them. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
What? Someone had the audacity to say the Fightin' Texas A&M Aggies are the bestest, gutsiest, heartiest team at whatever? BOYCOTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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They always have everything they need to compete in games they haven't played yet. -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
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I'm sure there's some deep and meaningful tradition associated with the sacred YMCA steps. Aggie would never do something pointless and stupid just because they always have, right? -
Negative Recruiting Your Own School: The aggy Screenshot Megathread
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
"...the best alternative offer came from ATM and they underestimated the psychological impact of living there." It is the heart of an immense, dimwitted darkness. "The horror... the horror..." Just have him join the fucking Corps and squeeze his left nut. I'm sure that will straighten him right up. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
Tired Horn replied to texifornia's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
While admitting my well-founded disdain for College Station, I'm not sure anything this side of a war and famine ravaged desert could make Lubbock look like paradise. I will give Lubbock this however--they've made a better town with less to start with than College Station, and they're largely realistic about the shortcomings of living there. -
Transfer Cycle 2024-2025 - Handjob Helobious Is the Man!
Tired Horn replied to closetojumping's topic in 🤫$9.95🤫
Well, at least someone is. I.m willing to read some of this, but I'm certainly not willing to embrace it.- 7916 replies
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2025 Cotton Bowl: CFP SF - Texas vs. Ohio State - 6:30pm on ESPN
Tired Horn replied to Pancho's topic in Football
There are 12 teams in the playoff. Eleven of them are destined to lose. We had our chances last night, but Ohio St. made a few more key plays. It happens. Still a good year overall. Props to Sark for making it this far. Thanks to the team, including Quinn. He may not have been everything we hoped for, but he was still pretty good. -
Texas A&M Recruiting 2025: The Land of Melk & No Money
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Don't they always? I remember some asshole saying the Big1 12 road runs through Lubbock (which, contrary to Mac Davis, is happiness in the rear view mirror). -
Flawed roster, flawed coaching. We're degenerating before our eyes. Kind of has a 60s and early 70s SWC vibe, when we played basketball not because we expected it to amount to anything, but because everyone else did and we more or less felt obligated. That kind of shit can't be tolerated anymore, and Terry will get fired after this year.
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