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  1. But I want instant gratification, and I want it NOW!!!!!
  2. And they always have, legal or not.
  3. Heh, all we had to do was score one more touchdown and then go for a 23-point conversion. Seriously, it's the 1984 Cotton Bowl loss to Georgia that really stings. Our offense was so damn conservative we let it come down to that one fucking punt.
  4. Remember how UH used to beat the shit out of us in the McWilliams era? Or how about Mack and OU in the early 2000s? Or, if I really want to be cruel, there's always a blow-by-blow recounting of that Cotton Bowl against Miami. Or. and I'm just spitballing here, we could maybe enjoy the present while it lasts. Anyone up for that?
  5. They're problem is that they're so marinated in their own BS, they think everyone else sees them as they see themselves. In reality, no one gives them a second thought, except when they're behaving weird in public. But then the thought is neither awe nor fear. It's "fucking weirdos--how'd they ever get in this conference?."
  6. Build your program through recruiting? Recruit top-end talent? Who knew that would facilitate success?
  7. "juggernauted sleeping giant fucklion of a program" That would look awesome on a maroon and white t-shit.
  8. Elko: "Our goal is to build the best program we are capable of being..." That's fine. Standard coaching pablum. "... When we do that, it won't matter who we play or who is in the SEC. No one will be able to stop us." WTF? When you haven't won a national title in 85 fucking years, who talks like that? That's A&M's problem in a nutshell. They just believe they're entitled to be the very best of the very best, absent any evidence that they're even above average. And they call us arrogant? We may have underachieved relative to our potential a fair amount, but at least we have achieved mightily at times in living memory.
  9. Some seasons things just don't work out when it matters. Shit happens. Just have to reload and hope critical depth improves.
  10. Kazakhs are nice people, even with the reticence that lingers in older generations from having lived under Soviet security. My youngest son is Kazakh. He was the only surviving member of his family, and we adopted him.
  11. The odd thing is that, no matter how many different ways they try to justify their imaginary victory over the forces of evil centered in Austin, they never, ever enjoy it. One because, deep down, they know it's BS. And two because they are so warped that they actually enjoy their envy of Texas. It gives their pitiful cult a sense of meaning. They're pure and righteous because they lose. They can't fathom the awful possibility that maybe God just has a sense of humor. That they're alone in the darkness of a dead dog cemetery with only a jizz jar for company.
  12. Maybe they're a symbolic representation of the 12th Loser.
  13. If A&M is on fire, the proper etiquette is to wait until they've collapsed into a smoldering corpse and then piss on them. After all, it will be your last chance.
  14. Yeah, but they've got a dead dog cemetery, dorky milk men, toy soldiers, Soviet-style architecture, and a variety of pitiful sadomasochistic rituals to go with the bestest fans ever. It takes a lot of money to pull 18-year-old kids away from that.
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