Tired Horn

"He's a good kid that wanted it to work out at Tech badly." So, he's just not very bright, huh? I guess I'll be charitable and call him geographically naive. Does that NIL include the cost of therapy sessions for being at College Station?

Well, Norman is close to being the garden spot of fucking Oklahoma. My kids have never been to Oklahoma, but they all know the answer to this: "Why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico?" BECAUSE OKLAHOMA SUCKS! Simple truths, man, simple truths.

Spot fucking on. Tech is a "never was and never will be." I grew up in West Texas, and there is no way on God's green Earth (which doesn't include Lubbock, at least for the green part) I would have gone to Tech, True stories: 1. My freshman year at UT, Sport's Illustrated named Tech the "Campus most resembling a Federal Penitentiary." 2. My kids were raised in the California Bay Area. Whenever they complained about something, I used to tell them "Look, Daddy was raised in a post-Apocalyptic industrial wasteland. I don't want to hear it."

Well, in all fairness, not visiting College Station probably does increase their chances with a recruit.

"For decades now we've kept our program in good enough shape most years to qualify for the elite." ???????? In what universe is that statement true?

It's A&M, remember? They're not gone. They just ran out of fucks to give.

I think they hate the place, want more money/playing time, hate the coaches/situation, and really, really hate the fucking place. Oh, and they don't give a shit about the 12th man, either. In ye olden days, my father spent his freshman year at A&M. He used to tell us about the day a rabid Corps turd started screaming at him "it's time to decide if you're one of us or not?" He transferred to UT, never looked back, and said that was one of the best decisions he ever made.

That's what I think people get so frustrated about. At times, Quinn really looks the part of a Heisman QB. Other times he doesn't. He just has limitations. He still has done a lot for this program,, which deserves respect.

Each failure is not independent. They have common causal factors: (1) Jimbo's well-known penchant for indifferent offensive line play; (2) a comically stale offensive identity; (3) liberal inclusion of character risks; (4) poor roster management; (5) prison-like campus architecture; (6) teenagers deposited into a culture resistant to, shall we say, normality; and (7) possibly traumatized by a jizz jar. Still, the 2022 class did collapse like a bonfire. It's actually impressive in its own fucked up way.

I think you should quit while you're behind.

The only important thing is that Aggie fucked up and humiliated themselves in epic fashion, proving that perhaps there is a God with a just and provident plan. Or at least a sense of humor.

The only thing Elko is boxing Sark out of is the Golden Corral buffet.

Well, something's got to fill that Hall of Champions, and the Wiley Coyote collection was getting embarrassing.

But he sure as hell has the stomach for it.

They believe their own shit. They are salt-of-the-earth, homespun, honest folk. God's children. Austin is a den of iniquity populated by scum without honor. So, psychologically, they have to be better than us. Their whole worldview demands it. They have to have tried harder than us, we have to have cheated if we beat them, and there have to be conspiracies holding back their innate greatness. Otherwise, they're just a bunch of dumb rubes that everyone laughs at. It's a religious mentality built on absolutely nothing.